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Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#5888: Eminouie -> Censored Name

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Eminouie: Hello

Censored Name: um, hi

Censored Name: Who is this?

Eminouie: I’m a dude who wants to chat?

Censored Name: ok…

Censored Name: How’d you get my s/n?

Eminouie: A chatroom silly.

Censored Name: the nsync one?

Eminouie: Absolutley. Thaz like the only good one. LoL

Censored Name: yeah, N SYNC rulzz!

Censored Name: Whos your fav?

Eminouie: Ummm

Eminouie: Like JT. Did you see the Bye Bye Bye video.

Eminouie: OMG OMG OMG

Censored Name: Who hasn’t seen the bye bye bye video?

Censored Name: yes, i did

Censored Name: i like lance

Censored Name: :o)

Eminouie: Yeah he was on the Millionier show

Eminouie: I taped it and watched it over and over

Eminouie: OMG OMG OMG

Censored Name: me too! I love how he said all these words in his lil mississippian accent

Eminouie: Yeah I know!!

Eminouie: OMG OMG OMG

Censored Name: You like typing OMG!

Eminouie: I’m gonna have to go but I haf like like like the greatest time talking OOOOKKKK.

Eminouie: OMG OMG OMG

Censored Name: bye

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#5887: Eminouie -> Censored Name

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Eminouie: Hello

Censored Name: do i know u?

Eminouie: Noper ooo scoo e

Eminouie: Want to chat?

Eminouie: :::awaits answer::::

Eminouie: So do you wanna chat?

Eminouie: Guess Not. Bye Bye!

Censored Name: hello?

Censored Name: sorry i got mail lagged

Eminouie: Would you like to chat?

Censored Name: sure

Censored Name: age/sex

Eminouie: 597/m

Censored Name: sure

Eminouie: My name is Master Shreader.

Eminouie: Sorry wrong IM. I’m a ninja turtle lover.

Censored Name: and how old are u?

Eminouie: I am 597

Eminouie: You caught me. I’m 28 and I livve in my parent’s basement.

Eminouie: My goal is to get a job at the Burger Barn but I was fired for accidently breaking the television sets when I tried to turn it on to the Ninja Turtles.

Censored Name: now im freaked

Eminouie: Sorry. Time for Ninja Turtles.

Eminouie: Bye

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#5886: LouBoy -> Censored Name

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LouBoy: Hello?

Censored Name: hi

Censored Name: Who are you?

LouBoy: Are you into hokemon or pokemon?

LouBoy: I am a boy who wants to chat.

Censored Name: Pokemon

Censored Name: well not that much anymore

LouBoy: Ahhhh. I think they should have a Pokemon called goater 2000 that eats shrimp.

LouBoy: You can visit my old hokemon wesoote here ITP

LouBoy: So what do you think of my Goat Pokemon?

Censored Name: were is it?

LouBoy: Under Inside the Hokepall 2000

LouBoy: I must go I enjoyed exchanging salutations. I will forever be a Hokemaniac.

Jokes

Joke #5236: A Woman’s Wreck

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A lady had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.

“My God!” the trooper gasped. “Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma’am?”

“Yes officer, I’m just fine!” the woman chirped.”Well, how in the world did this happen?” the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.

“Officer, it was the strangest thing!” the woman began. “I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was …”

“Uh, ma’am”, the officer said, cutting her off… “there isn’t a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth.”