puckett – v. to sit on a hamster and kill it
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pubillions
pubillions – n. a numerical value of poop. Equal to Billions
pubic hair
pubic hair – n. hair that is on your pubes.
Ex. Sick, my pubes are growing pubic hair that is fucking puzzling. Don’t eat pubic hair.
pube
pube – n. a plastic flag
pubacent
pubacent – n. a pubic hair found on the toilet in the center of the “U” shaped part that protects your ass from falling into the toilet bowl. DJ DeLuXe in the hizowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwz
Ex. John’s left a pubacent on the toilet because he was scratching his balls while crapping.
p’taters
p’taters – Ebonics. ebonics for “potatoes”
psychodermalmaaporopia
psychodermalmaaporopia – n. a psychosomatic condition caused by a lack of chocolate. Symptoms include pastel blue coloration of the skin and unusual swelling of the eyebrows.
psahouland
psahouland – n. an annoying TV show full of people with Australian accents
pruschi
pruschi – v. to barf on a SNES
prunefish
prunefish – n. what it looks and smells like in Sharon Turner’s pants
propel poop
propel poop – n. the type of poop when you have a lot of gas, and at least one of the poops pretty much shoots out
pronouce
pronouce – v. to use toejam as a window cleaner
pronde
pronde – v. to fart a long and smelly one when you died
Pro-K
Pro-K – n. a drug that is twice the strength of Special K
prok
prok – n. an eagle-human hybrid