Q: What can you catch but not throw?
A: A cold
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Joke #5405
Q: What’s brown and has holes in it?
A: Swiss shit
Joke #5404
Q: What do bees use to cut wood?
A: Buzz saws
Joke #5403
Q: Where do plants play football?
A: The ivy league
Joke #5402
Q: What’s more dangerous than pulling out a shark’s tooth?
A: Giving a porcupine a back rub
Joke #5400
Q: What happens when a piece of baseball equipment weds a G-string?
A: Simple, a bat marries a thong.
Joke #5372
Knock knock
Who’s there?
You
You who
You, you’re the joke
Joke #5371
GOOD: Your wife’s kinky.
BAD: With the neighbors.
WORSE: All of them.
Joke #5370
GOOD: Your wife meets you at the door nude.
BAD: She’s coming home.
Joke #5369
GOOD: Your wife likes outdoor sex.
BAD: You live downtown.
Joke #5368
GOOD: Your wife bought a porn video.
BAD: Your daughter’s the star.
Joke #5367
GOOD: Your uncle leaves you a fortune.
BAD: It’s counterfeit.
Joke #5366
GOOD: Your son’s doing extra credit work.
BAD: Making a sex-ed video.
Joke #5365
GOOD: Your neighbor exercises in the nude.
BAD: He weighs 350 pounds.
Joke #5364
GOOD: Your daughter’s on the Pill.
BAD: She’s eleven.