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#6082: teddy -> davepoobond

teddy: HEY R U THERE?

teddy: A/S/PIC?

davepoobond: who r u

teddy: A/S/PIC?

davepoobond: who/r/u

teddy: A/S/PIC?

davepoobond: ………….

teddy: ?????????????

davepoobond: who r u

davepoobond: do i know u

teddy: A/S/PIC?

davepoobond: 14/m/no

davepoobond: who r u

teddy: 13 /F /YES

teddy: WERE DO U LIVE?

davepoobond: california…

teddy: COOL DO U LIKE IT THERE?

davepoobond: yes…

teddy: WHAT DO U DO FOR FUN?

teddy: U DONT LIVE IN CALIFRONA UR PROFILE SAYS NEW MEXICO

davepoobond: thats to fool people, do u really think there is a city named Chainsaw City?

teddy: LOL

teddy: G2G

davepoobond: who r u

davepoobond: do i know

davepoobond: u

davepoobond: ?

#6081: lock -> davepoobond

lock: i

lock: suck my toe

davepoobond: really? thats great

lock: i have lot of fungus to taste

davepoobond: yep, i can imagine that would be good to eat

davepoobond: lots of vitamins too

lock: what are you nature boy

davepoobond: no

lock: yes

lock: so got a pic

davepoobond: no

lock: good i dont like you anyway

lock: blonds r retards

davepoobond: good

davepoobond: I’M NOT BLONDE

davepoobond: you idiot

davepoobond: what told you i was

lock: becuase you act like an idiot

davepoobond: great

lock: what do u think u r james bond???!!!

davepoobond: no

lock: then y the name?

davepoobond: cuz i’m Dave Bond

lock: ur wierd too, sux 4 u!!

davepoobond: yep, thats right

lock: ok bye, dummy

davepoobond: bye bye

#6080: mrprs -> davepoobond

mrprs: Nice sarcasm Would you like to confir

davepoobond: hmm?

davepoobond: whatcha talking bout

davepoobond: its not sarcasm, i always act like that

mrprs: I like the fact that you make fun of what they’re talking about

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: its a specialty of mine

mrprs: well it’s good

davepoobond: thanks, i guess

davepoobond: i’m just goin around trying to find a good chat

davepoobond: failing miserably though

mrprs: I just got an im from christy who’s selling teen porno

davepoobond: bah, i get 20 of those a day

mrprs: well I just started today

davepoobond: better get used to it….while your in a chat

mrprs: I guess Well enough small talk / Do not take this sexually/ What’s your name

davepoobond: dave

davepoobond: u

davepoobond: why would i take it that way anyway?

mrprs: Jai What kind of name is dave for a davepooblonde

davepoobond: …..

davepoobond: davepooBOND

davepoobond: what are you talking about “blonde”

davepoobond: bond as in james bond

mrprs: you might take it that way because I’m stupid and I thought it was blonde

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: no ls or es in my name

mrprs: come again

davepoobond: never mind..

mrprs: oooookkkkkk where do you go to school and in what state

davepoobond: california

davepoobond: u

mrprs: good ol’ Alabama

davepoobond: oOoh

davepoobond: the ol’ south

mrprs: and what does that mean

davepoobond: nothin

mrprs: How old are you

mrprs: just a question not a pick up line

davepoobond: ah….

davepoobond: 14

mrprs: because some people are sensitive about that

davepoobond: whats your a/s?

mrprs: a/s meaning what If it is age I’m 15

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: u a girl or guy

mrprs: Girl are you a freshman or 8th grade or sophmore

davepoobond: freshmen next year

mrprs: oohh how cute Well I’m a sophmore at a Catholic High School 1 of the only 2 in the state

davepoobond: heh, “how cute”

davepoobond: oh well

mrprs: when does/did school start for u

davepoobond: like a week or so

davepoobond: away

davepoobond: i go to public

mrprs: well that sucks cuz I started mon.,

davepoobond: haha

davepoobond: well, u got off early probably

mrprs: kiss it alright yeh

davepoobond: hehe

mrprs: I got out a week before all the public schools and went back 2 weeks before they start

davepoobond: heh, u get more school

davepoobond: maybe.

davepoobond: i get 2 and 1/2 months off, despite what they say about 3 months

mrprs: Well ain’t that a pisser

davepoobond: ohhhhhh yeah

mrprs: Do you play any sports

davepoobond: no..

mrprs: Any Extracurricular activities

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: no

mrprs: why not

davepoobond: i just dont, i dont take a liking to any of the sports

mrprs: and what does davepoobond mean

davepoobond: it was originally davebond

davepoobond: made a new that is davepoobond

mrprs: that doesn’t explain what davebond means

davepoobond: yeah, it does

davepoobond: dabond is short for davebond

davepoobond: i just took out the ve

davepoobond: not that hard

mrprs: well what is the bond mean

davepoobond: like James Bond

mrprs: and what is ve

davepoobond: my name is Dave Bond

davepoobond: ve, are 2 letters i took out of davebond to make this name

mrprs: once again comon-sense eludes me

davepoobond: nothin personal, but are you stoned or drunk by any chance?

mrprs: no I just don’t have any common sense and I tend to use big words and I have no grammer skills

davepoobond: ah, yes

davepoobond: that is a killer

mrprs: that’s why I make C’s in english

davepoobond: oh

davepoobond: i get C-…..

mrprs: do you do anything besides talk online

davepoobond: um, yeah

davepoobond: play video games, do things with friends, watch tv

mrprs: oh thats energetic unless you say that you do aerobics while watching tv than I’d have to say you are what the highschool students call an average nerd with the exeption on the grades

davepoobond: ::raises an eyebrow::

davepoobond: uh…i dont…..watch……aerobic tapes..

note: aerobic tapes scare me

mrprs: I’m mean don’t you like to at least exercise the aerobics thing was a joke HA HA get it

davepoobond: um…yeah….thats right!

davepoobond: haha!

mrprs: shut up alright my sense of humor is highly underated

mrprs: especially when it’s written down not said

davepoobond: um, ok

mrprs: well in case you havn’t noticed it’s one o’ clock in the morning and I’s gots to bees goin’

davepoobond: ok…bye

#6076: Ayanna -> davepoobond

Ayanna: ((look dude, im serious. out. or else ill report you for harassment.))

Ayanna: ((which i can do. :))

davepoobond: waat?

davepoobond: how

Ayanna: ((youre ANNOYING. so go.))

davepoobond: wait

Ayanna: ((well basically we’ve told you to leave us alone and you wont.))

davepoobond: thanks

davepoobond: but lemme tell you something

Ayanna: whaaat?

davepoobond: arts and entertainment arent recognized as official rooms

Ayanna: Doesnt matter

Ayanna: I can still report you for harassment.

Ayanna: 🙂

davepoobond: nope

Ayanna: Yes I can

davepoobond: ya cant

Ayanna: Yes I can

davepoobond: fine, i’ll go

Ayanna: Now go away

Ayanna: Thank you

Ayanna: 🙂

davepoobond: i’m tired anyway

davepoobond: u guys are no fun

Ayanna: sorry

Ayanna: were leaving anyway

Ayanna: in like 5 minutes

davepoobond: i couldnt even do an exit

davepoobond: sheesh

Ayanna: thats okay.

davepoobond: stupid rats got away too

Ayanna: you can come bother us another time

davepoobond: i’m glad you have a rest infestation

Ayanna: me too

Ayanna: i like them

davepoobond: no way

davepoobond: u like to click on those links

davepoobond: that say “click me”

davepoobond: there were 4 of them

davepoobond: dont u remember

Ayanna: i remember

davepoobond: u like to click on those?

Ayanna: nope

Ayanna: do you?

davepoobond: then why’d u say u like rats

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: rats are stupid

Ayanna: thats nice

davepoobond: those stupid rats keep saying click me click me

davepoobond: they’re all blue and shiny

davepoobond: and they eat my cheese

davepoobond: off my toes

davepoobond: its nasty

Ayanna: yeah, its nasty

davepoobond: yeah, especially when they get to the bone

Ayanna: yeah, that hurts

Ayanna: its very painful

davepoobond: then i cuss and scream and call the paramedics

Ayanna: their saliva burns cause its sorta salty, ya know?

davepoobond: and then they come and say its a flesh wound then leave me to die

Ayanna: yeah

davepoobond: but somehow, i always pull through

Ayanna: just a scratch

davepoobond: i always have a cabinet full of different types of vaccinations

Ayanna: thats a good idea

davepoobond: cuz i stick lots of metal things in me and lots of rabid things bite me

Ayanna: yeah. you gotta be careful

Ayanna: theres a lot of rabid animals around

davepoobond: and sometimes i go invisible, so i need to inject myself with anti-inviso thingys

davepoobond: its painful

Ayanna: yeah…i dont like shots

davepoobond: i inject at least 24 gallons of stuff a week

Ayanna: wow.

Ayanna: isnt that harmful?

davepoobond: not really

Ayanna: i would think it was

Ayanna: you sorta act like it is

davepoobond: a little brain damage here and there

davepoobond: but nothing i really use anyway

Ayanna: yeah, i noticed

Ayanna: sorry to burst your little bubble of excitement, but ive gotta go

Ayanna: because im tired

davepoobond: ok bye

Ayanna: bye

#6075: LimeGreen -> davepoobond

LimeGreen: hey

davepoobond: brb, i have to eat the dog…then get some apple juice

LimeGreen: eat the dog ok?

::little while later::

LimeGreen: u find the apple juice,yet?

davepoobond: no, i’m still looking for it

LimeGreen: lol

::a little while later::

LimeGreen: look harder!!!

LimeGreen: haha

davepoobond: sorry, the donkey took off with it

LimeGreen: ok

LimeGreen: chase after it then!!

::a little while later::

LimeGreen: u find it yet?

LimeGreen: or no

#6074: LimeGreen -> davepoobond

LimeGreen: HEY SUP?

davepoobond: hi

LimeGreen: BIG

LimeGreen: HI

LimeGreen: LOL

davepoobond: ok

LimeGreen: I HAD TEN POPCICLES!!

davepoobond: ooOoOoOOooh!!!

davepoobond: you’re a lucky kid

LimeGreen: HAHAHAH

LimeGreen: I GOT MORE

LimeGreen: HOLD ON

LimeGreen:

LimeGreen: OK GOT ANOTHER

davepoobond: greeatt

LimeGreen: LOL

davepoobond: ok

davepoobond: r u done talking?

LimeGreen: WHY?

davepoobond: oh…no reason

LimeGreen: NO WHAT???? }:)

davepoobond: hmm…is that a unibrow?

LimeGreen: NO DEVIL

LimeGreen: 🙂

davepoobond: my name is not devil

davepoobond: its dave

LimeGreen:
O:)

ANGEL

MEET

}:)

DEVIL!!!!!!

LimeGreen: I KNOW

LimeGreen: ITS DAVE

LimeGreen: U TOLD ME

davepoobond: well, i just wanted to make it clear for u

LimeGreen: 😛

LimeGreen: U DON’T TALK MUCH!

davepoobond: i dont like to talk to people who i consider more crazy than
me….that sign is usually becuz they have a smily face with a unibrow

LimeGreen: OH SORRY

LimeGreen: I WON’T USE SMILEY FACES NO MORE PROMISE 🙂

LimeGreen: OK SORRY OOPS

davepoobond: no, i wont drink your bath water

LimeGreen: I WON’T DRINK……..UM……..

davepoobond: um? does that mean unibrow men?

LimeGreen: NO!!!!

LimeGreen: U R WEIRD

davepoobond: and you’re point being?

LimeGreen: UM…. DUNNO YES NO MAYBE SO I DUNNO???

davepoobond: i like beans???

LimeGreen: THATS NICE

LimeGreen: I LIKE FUDGE

LimeGreen: AND CHOCOLATE

LimeGreen: AND OTHER STUFF

davepoobond: a was there are to as a are???

LimeGreen: ??

LimeGreen: HUH

davepoobond: My feet are moldy…

LimeGreen: ARE THEY GREEN AND MUSHY?\

?

davepoobond: yes, like potatos

LimeGreen: HARD THEN?!?!?!

LimeGreen: OR ARE THE POTATOES COOKED??

LimeGreen: LOL

davepoobond: no, like mash potatoes with poop sticking out of it

LimeGreen: EEEWWWWW

LimeGreen: I DON’T WANNA SEE U’R FEET LOL

davepoobond: i can have that arranged…where do u live?

LimeGreen: NEBRASKA

davepoobond: i live in tatanka

LimeGreen: OK

LimeGreen: WHERE’S THAT???

LimeGreen: LOL

davepoobond: idaho…..

LimeGreen: THATS KINDA CLOSE

davepoobond: yes…….about 300 miles or 5

LimeGreen: YEAH!!!

LimeGreen: CLOSE

LimeGreen: ??

LimeGreen: ENOUGH

davepoobond: yes….almost a million inches, even

LimeGreen: I KNOW HOW FAR

davepoobond: million billion

LimeGreen: 83945738597425345638475673845276984052 BILLION ZILLION BILLION
MILLION GADRILLION MILES AWAY!!!

LimeGreen: AHAHHAHAHAHA

LimeGreen: THATS CLOSE

davepoobond: hmmmm….yeah….if you go around the world a few hundred million
times

davepoobond: do u like latin punk?

LimeGreen: UM…….YEAH

davepoobond: phooey

LimeGreen: -_- zZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ

LimeGreen: hahahahha

LimeGreen: hahaha

davepoobond: right

LimeGreen: 🙂

LimeGreen: heheheh

LimeGreen: i had to much

LimeGreen: popcicles!!

davepoobond: k

davepoobond: i have to go

davepoobond: bye

LimeGreen: bye

LimeGreen: love peace and some chicken grease!!!!

LimeGreen: bye!!!!

davepoobond: bye

davepoobond: love juice and some turkey….cabooses

LimeGreen: love juice and hang loose!!

davepoobond: yeah….thats right…

LimeGreen: haha i just made it up

LimeGreen: too

davepoobond: oh? is that right?

LimeGreen: yeah!!

LimeGreen: ha

davepoobond: is your name percy?

LimeGreen: no!!!

LimeGreen: its Tara

davepoobond: sally?

davepoobond: kauna melenzana an eltuo bofo!

LimeGreen:
Tara

LimeGreen: my name is
Tara

davepoobond: WHAT??? I CANT HEAR YOU???

LimeGreen:
w/e

LimeGreen: =P.:.;

LimeGreen: my name is Tara

davepoobond: now its “fart”

LimeGreen: um…….no

LimeGreen: u’rs is it thing wanna be Tara

davepoobond: unibrow men….yes

LimeGreen: no

LimeGreen: hahah

davepoobond:
YES

davepoobond: glah glah

LimeGreen: no

davepoobond: and?

LimeGreen:
gwahhahahahahhahahahha

hahahahahahhahahahhahahah

gwahahahahahhaah

gwahahhahahahaha

#6063: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond

stimpyismyname: go to www.unicheat2001

stimpyismyname: download ninjawalk

stimpyismyname: hyah!

davepoobond: i dont really wanna…..

davepoobond: 1. i dont have unichat

davepoobond: 2. i dont give a crap

stimpyismyname: 1. it is unichat

stimpyismyname: 2. yes you do

davepoobond: 3. only when i am on a toilet

stimpyismyname: 3. ur gay

stimpyismyname: g2g

davepoobond: fine bye

#6049: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond

davepoobond was using AOL at the time.

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stimpyismyname: aol profiles are not accesable through aol instant messenger

stimpyismyname: damn

davepoobond: ahahahah

davepoobond: good

stimpyismyname: why

davepoobond: i dont want u to see my profile

stimpyismyname: ive already seen it

davepoobond: i changed it

davepoobond: mwah

stimpyismyname: woo hoo

stimpyismyname: goku’s hyperbolic time chamber (link to “www.com”)

stimpyismyname: lol

stimpyismyname: so

stimpyismyname: funny

davepoobond: dont be gay

stimpyismyname: boy howdy

stimpyismyname: kmookmokmokmokmokmokmokmkmookm

stimpyismyname: awwww