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davepoobond: hi
megangirl1194: heya hun! What’s up?
davepoobond: haha…its you again
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davepoobond: oops. shot my load. FALLIN
davepoobond: real fast. slammed on the gas
davepoobond: police on the scene! you know what i mean
davepoobond: yo i saw it.
davepoobond: lalalal
davepoobond: holes in the ground
davepoobond: cut like a razor blade
davepoobond: kick my juice
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davepoobond: YAH YAH YAH
davepoobond: YAH YAH YAH
davepoobond: gimme gimme
davepoobond: ooga booga
DivaChic: hey babe
DivaChic: how old r u
davepoobond: 15
davepoobond: u
DivaChic: 16
DivaChic: where r u from
davepoobond: california
davepoobond: u
DivaChic: texas
davepoobond: oh
DivaChic: bye
davepoobond: what
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davepoobond: hi
Mwahbabyxoxo21: heya hun!
davepoobond: whos this
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davepoobond: got anything else to say?
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davepoobond: hi
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davepoobond: bye
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davepoobond: lol
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davepoobond: thats funny
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davepoobond: bye
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davepoobond: hi
davepoobond: hello?
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davepoobond: WOW. SEX SECRETS
davepoobond: not much about sex that is a secret
davepoobond: you are now deemed a dumbass
davepoobond: how do you feel?
davepoobond: i thought so
davepoobond: Mr. Peach Juice, i presume?
Vegichan: strawberry shortcake tastes goooood. So LEAVE ME ALONE TO EAT IT!
davepoobond: never!
Vegichan: hee hee
davepoobond: DID YOU HAVE A NICE TIME EATING YOUR STUPID STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE!?!
Vegichan: yes I did, damn it
Vegichan: no thanks to you
davepoobond: I HOPE YOUR HAPPY, CUZ YOUUU SUCCKKK!
davepoobond: !!
davepoobond: !!!!!!!
davepoobond:
davepoobond: moo
FireRaze: baa
davepoobond: honey bunches of oats
FireRaze: Kellogs cornpops
davepoobond: Cracklin’ Oat Bran
elmoisfurry: wuts a good song
davepoobond: umm…..American Hi-Fi – Flavor of the weak
elmoisfurry: nooooppeeeee
davepoobond: Beatles – Can’t buy me love
elmoisfurry: no
davepoobond: Camp Kill Yourself – 96 quite bitter beings (jackass shopping carts theme)
elmoisfurry: no
davepoobond: Castlevania – Bloody Tears Heavy Metal Version
elmoisfurry: i said good, not gay
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: Cold Play – Shiver
elmoisfurry: no
davepoobond: Linkin Park – In the End
elmoisfurry: no
davepoobond: AFI – Days of the Phoenix
elmoisfurry: u dumbass i already have that
davepoobond: KMFDM – Mortal Kombat Theme
elmoisfurry: fuk off!
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: i dont know what the hell you like
elmoisfurry: ungay songs
davepoobond: Pilot Fisch – Tarot Card Song
davepoobond: its a good song…
elmoisfurry: go
elmoisfurry: to
elmoisfurry: hell
elmoisfurry: beotch
davepoobond: no
elmoisfurry: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
elmoisfurry: yea
davepoobond: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhno
davepoobond: how about The Union Underground – Natural High
elmoisfurry: no
davepoobond: Killing The Fly?
elmoisfurry: no
davepoobond: Strait Up – Angel’s Son
elmoisfurry: no
davepoobond: Cold – No One
elmoisfurry: no
davepoobond: At the Drive In – One Arm Scissor
elmoisfurry: no
davepoobond: do you like Japanese songs?
elmoisfurry: no
davepoobond: dramarama – Anything anything
elmoisfurry: nononononononono
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: RATM – guerilla radio
elmoisfurry: nein
davepoobond: Sublime – April 26, 1992
elmoisfurry: i no!
davepoobond: what?
elmoisfurry: the i wus supposed to be an upside down !
elmoisfurry: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
davepoobond: oh
davepoobond: Jeniffer Lopez – if you had my love
davepoobond: backstreet boys – i want it that way
elmoisfurry: i got tha cd and the video alrwady
elmoisfurry: for both
davepoobond: oh…
davepoobond: thats unfortunate for you…
elmoisfurry: ur the one that gave um to me
davepoobond: ………………………………………………………oh yeah
elmoisfurry: from ur “secret stash”
davepoobond: my secret stash is LEGOs…
elmoisfurry: …….and BSB and “JLo”
davepoobond: get Blink182 – Rock Show
elmoisfurry: i told u
elmoisfurry: no gay
davepoobond: its not gay…
elmoisfurry: lol
davepoobond: its a story about a guy that fell in love with a girl at the rock show!
davepoobond: whats so gay about that?
elmoisfurry: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwgay
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davepoobond: but but but
davepoobond: are you actually laura?
davepoobond: i doubt you are. i think that you are a guy
davepoobond: and i doubt your horny, because you go around sending links to everyone and they dont even click it
davepoobond: look at yourself! what if your parents saw you now
davepoobond: sending links to people you dont even know
davepoobond: DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL TO LEARN HOW TO SEND LINKS TO PEOPLE?
davepoobond: i think not
davepoobond: go out and get a job at McDonalds or something
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davepoobond: YES YES YES YES YES
davepoobond: THANK YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
davepoobond: die
MyLeftTesticle: Dave
davepoobond: you
MyLeftTesticle: Me
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: me
davepoobond: me is me and you is you, you cannot be me, when you are you and me is me
MyLeftTesticle: But I am me and you are you, me is me and you is not me when you is me then I am you
davepoobond: but then me is me and you are you, but me is not you and you is not me, because me is me and you is you are you and me is me are me and I am not you, but me, and me is me not you
MyLeftTesticle: But you are you and I am me, me is me so you are you, if you were me then I’d be you and you’d be me and we’d be each other, so if we were you and me then we’d be me and you, so you are you and me is me not me is you and you is me
davepoobond: i am i and you are you, and me is me, and he is not you, because he is he, and me is me, and and and
MyLeftTesticle: And
MyLeftTesticle: she is she and he is he
MyLeftTesticle: Unless
davepoobond: …
davepoobond: die
MyLeftTesticle: he is she and she is he
MyLeftTesticle: I am dead
davepoobond: Brooks…wheres my money? i know you were out last night, workin’ the streets! WHERES MY MONEY, BITCH!
Fluffy Fox: ROFL
Fluffy Fox: Hell ya!
Fluffy Fox: I was bending over ;x
Fluffy Fox: Got me some big furry cock.
Fluffy Fox: Who the fuck are you?
davepoobond: the King of Bahrain
Fluffy Fox: o_O;;
Fluffy Fox: kawaii oi?
Fluffy Fox: nani e.e
davepoobond: yes
Fluffy Fox: nani??
davepoobond: nani crackers are good
Fluffy Fox: nani is japanese for what, weridie.
davepoobond: i’m not japanese, ass
davepoobond: i’m arabian
Fluffy Fox: Lol !
davepoobond: bahrainian, to be exact
Fluffy Fox: Mike?
Fluffy Fox: Zortho rather?
davepoobond: so you Fluffy Fox go butt poop out
davepoobond: the hell
davepoobond: i’m not Zorro
Fluffy Fox: Lol!
davepoobond: what are you talking about
davepoobond: i’m the fuckin king of bahrain
Fluffy Fox: who are you?
davepoobond: king of bahrain
davepoobond: you’re funny
davepoobond: FUNNY LOOKING
davepoobond: ahahahahaha
Fluffy Fox: o_o;;
davepoobond: yeah you better o_o;; you bitch
Fluffy Fox: Tragon?
davepoobond: fluffyyyy
Fluffy Fox: Teferi?
Fluffy Fox: Mykon?
davepoobond: fluffyy fluffy
Fluffy Fox: Alomoe?
davepoobond: fox fox fox
davepoobond: do you have beer
davepoobond: infidel
Fluffy Fox: yea
davepoobond: guess what
davepoobond: do you want some more beer?
Fluffy Fox: Yes.
davepoobond: THEN GO BUY SOME!
Fluffy Fox: Yes I do.
davepoobond: ahahahaha!
Fluffy Fox: O_o;;
davepoobond: did you see the one with the Italian guys?
Fluffy Fox: o_O what?
davepoobond: it was……pizza-rific!
davepoobond: ahahahaah!
davepoobond: some Bahrainian jokes for you
davepoobond: freee
davepoobond: they say i am the funniest man in all of Bahrain
davepoobond: because if you’re funnier than me, i kill you
davepoobond: i kill you like the bitch you said you werent
Fluffy Fox: o_o
davepoobond: o_o<^>
davepoobond: oh oh
davepoobond: whats this?
davepoobond: <^>
davepoobond: ahhaah
Fluffy Fox: ,,|,,(^_^),,|,,
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: thats not right
davepoobond: you suck
davepoobond: you’re gay
davepoobond: and you poop out the wrongggg way
davepoobond: ahahhh!
davepoobond: i rhymed
davepoobond: isnt that funny?
Fluffy Fox: Ya
Fluffy Fox: Funnnny
davepoobond: no it isnt
davepoobond: you suck
davepoobond: thats why you’re gay
davepoobond: and you have to pay
Fluffy Fox: yea
davepoobond: me more mon-ay
Fluffy Fox: Im getting offline now.
davepoobond: no you’re not
davepoobond: you’re going to block me
davepoobond: and i will use all of Bahrain’s treasures to kill you
Fluffy Fox: Isn’t Bahrain that fat ass from final fantasy 9?
davepoobond: ….
davepoobond: here, we have no such things as “final fantasy 9s”
davepoobond: i dont even know how the world can have such a crazy idea
Fluffy Fox: yes you do
davepoobond: how can you have 9 final fantasys
Fluffy Fox: your Final Fantasy number 9
Fluffy Fox: all the others were rejected
Fluffy Fox: your 9th is getting gang banged.
Fluffy Fox: By a pack of savage wolves.
davepoobond: there can only be 1 final thing, and that means 1 final fantasy
davepoobond: are you leaving yet?
davepoobond: leave
davepoobond: now
Fluffy Fox: In a few
davepoobond: i order you to leave
davepoobond: NOW
davepoobond: not in a few, NOW
davepoobond: good bye, bitch. i’m leaving you, and the house you came in
davepoobond: hello?
JoyInLA: who is this
?
davepoobond: i might be asking the same question
davepoobond: who does this be
JoyInLA: this is kristi and this is…3
davepoobond: 3?
davepoobond: theres a person named 3
davepoobond: ?
JoyInLA: sorry typo
davepoobond: people call me DBM
JoyInLA: which means….
JoyInLA: o i get it
davepoobond: Dooby Booby Mafooby
davepoobond: duhhh
davepoobond: everyone knows that. its a rappers name
JoyInLA: well i might have to block u if u don’t tell me who u r?
davepoobond: i told you. its Dooby Booby Mafooby
davepoobond: i have my own record deal and everything
davepoobond: and i rap
davepoobond: yo yo yo
davepoobond: look at my dough
davepoobond: it flows
davepoobond: like a…crow
JoyInLA: ummm right……….
davepoobond: see? i rap
JoyInLA: yeah… me 2
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: you cant
davepoobond: only men with tutus on can
davepoobond: and i am wearing a tutu right now
davepoobond: so…..pow!
JoyInLA: well your stupid
davepoobond: no i’m not
davepoobond: i’m phat
davepoobond: see? i used a rapping term
davepoobond: it PROVES i’m a rappa
davepoobond: hi
JoyInLA: right
JoyInLA: well i’m a zoo keeper…..
davepoobond: wanna know where i learned my skills?
davepoobond: IN THE HOOD, OF COURSE!
davepoobond: what are you doing right now, this very instance
JoyInLA: i train monkeys
davepoobond: i’m smoking a seegar
davepoobond: you must be that weird lady that carries a bucket around at the LA Zoo
davepoobond: i see her on Discovery Channel all the time
davepoobond: or you
davepoobond: i think you married the Crocodile Hunter
JoyInLA: yep thats me
davepoobond: when are you going to get eaten? you’re really annoying
davepoobond: i hate your austrailian accent
davepoobond: and you have an ugly face
JoyInLA: i don’t have an accient
davepoobond: sure sure
davepoobond: i hear it all the time
davepoobond: and its all make-up-y-like
JoyInLA: yeah i know i’m ugly…… ugly as your mom
davepoobond: hey! dont be talkin bout my mamama
JoyInLA: how can i not? every where i go i see her
davepoobond: i rhymed
davepoobond: how?
davepoobond: you cant
davepoobond: no one can
davepoobond: not even me
davepoobond: i shot her in the head yesterday
davepoobond: and i buried her in my roof
JoyInLA: is she dead too?
davepoobond: no…
davepoobond: she’s not…..dead…..
davepoobond: have you ever been pumped with 345 ccs of tranquelizer medicine?
JoyInLA: uh no>
davepoobond: i have
davepoobond: its not very pleasant
davepoobond: pleasant rhymes with peasant
davepoobond: i have to write that down
davepoobond: hold on
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: back
JoyInLA: k freak
davepoobond: i have a cup
davepoobond: with a…
davepoobond: pup
davepoobond: i like to rhyme
davepoobond: i have a dime
davepoobond: i think i can rhyme
davepoobond: every tyme
davepoobond: hello?
JoyInLA: you can shut up
JoyInLA: i don’t give a fuck
davepoobond: yes i can
davepoobond: yes you dont
JoyInLA: get your ass in a truck
JoyInLA: and go fuck
davepoobond: a duck
davepoobond: ahahahaha
JoyInLA: in the muck
davepoobond: with a farmer?
davepoobond: hi?
a stray cat: who r u?
davepoobond: depends on who you are
davepoobond: bitch
a stray cat: eh?
a stray cat: im just some kid who wants to play q3, who r u?
davepoobond: eh eh eh eh
davepoobond: THE HELL
davepoobond: you keep sending your fuckin icon
a stray cat: *shrug*
davepoobond: i’m a rapper
a stray cat: really?
davepoobond: yes
a stray cat: right, rap then.
davepoobond: chicka chicka chicka
davepoobond: yo yo yo
davepoobond: look at my hoe
davepoobond: its shiny
davepoobond: with a slimy
davepoobond: thing on it
davepoobond: i have a fit
a stray cat: ….
davepoobond: when i am bit
a stray cat signed off at 12:00:11 AM.
davepoobond: the hell
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