I joined the WAVES because I didn’t want to be an ordinary housewife and what happened? I ended up peeling potatoes and scrubbing decks.
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Joke #12067
If the Air Force had a K-9 Corps, their pilots would be in more dog fights.
Joke #12066
Sergeants in the K-9 Corps have to bark orders.
Joke #12065
SERGEANT: “Remember, soldier, your rifle is your best friend.”
SOLDIER: “That’s right, Sarge. So don’t ask me to fire a pal.”
Joke #12064
Rumor has it the Army K-9 Corps is going to the dogs.
Joke #12063
In the WACS, they teach raw recruits how to put on makeup correctly. This training is known as the art of camouflage.
Joke #12062
Did you hear about the girl who kissed so many sailors that her lips move in and out with the tide?
Joke #12061
Then there was the sailor who joined the frogmen because he couldn’t swim.
Joke #12060
They should draft women and make them offensive specialists. Just think how much they know about charging things.
Joke #12059
Did you hear about the woman who joined the Army rather than the Navy because she looked better in green than in blue?
Joke #12058
“Captain, I’m not overweight based on the Army’s height-to-weight chart, I just happen to be five inches too short.”
Joke #12057
How did I make out in the Army? Well, let me put it this way. The Army was a jungle, and I was the only zebra in it without stripes.
Joke #12056
An old Navy proverb states:
“Two heads are better than one — especially on a crowded ship.”
Joke #12055
The general has a military figure. Most of his weight is at the front, but substantial reinforcements are building up in the rear.
Joke #12054
PVT.: “I’m a buck private.”
GAL: “Golly! Is that all they pay you?”