“our number better come out bigger than 1 and a half hours”
– Dr. OldNBald
“our number better come out bigger than 1 and a half hours”
– Dr. OldNBald
“4 is almost 3. close to three, but not 3…”
– Dr. OldNBald
“your calculator calculates nothing!”
– Dr. OldNBald
“if you have to use a calculator, you’re doing something wrong!”
– Dr. OldNBald
“so its riiiiight next to it”
– Dr. OldNBald
“The question is did Kristin just see what Kristin did?”
– Dr. OldNBald
“we’re gonna work everything in CENTS”
– Dr. OldNBald
“cost per pen: cents”
– Dr. OldNBald
“cute, huh? take that home and show it to your grandmother”
– Dr. OldNBald
“uh oh. Houston. we have a problem!”
– Dr. OldNBald
Dr. OldNBald IS a teacher.
Dr. OldNBald is a horrible teacher. When he teaches us new stuff he always uses variables and never does examples for us with real numbers. That’s why we did so bad in his class, and when we asked him to do examples with numbers, he refuses. You might as well sleep in the class, and you’d get the same amount of useful information. And he makes his tests hard on purpose, and most fail. The only ones that didn’t were ones with tutors.
“Let’s go, I’m Stupid”
– From a video game
“Workin’ late, I’m Stupid?”
– From a video game
“Good job, I’m Stupid!”
– From a video game
“Hey, I’m Stupid, be careful”
– From a video game