“ready to go another thousand miles?”
– Dr. OldNBald
“ready to go another thousand miles?”
– Dr. OldNBald
“Put your brain in gear before you use your mouth”
– Dr. OldNBald
“Earth to Robert, Earth to Robert…”
– Dr. OldNBald
“MATH CLUB MEMBERSHIP NOT REQ’D (NOTE; NOT)”
– Dr. OldNBald
::he pulls a calculator out of his pocket::
“I don’t know about your calculator but my calculator has a little button that you just punch…”
– Dr. OldNBald
“the ratio to Carbon-12 and Carbon-14 is constant because the sun is constant”
– Dr. OldNBald
“that’s a billionth of a billionth…or is it a millionth of a millionth? Its a millionth of a millionth”
– Dr. OldNBald
“woody material”
– Dr. OldNBald
“and its clear that the Indians didn’t rip off the settlers! They paid 22.50 for this piece of dirt! If they put it into the bank then, they’d have enough to buy the whole Manhattan Island back!”
– Dr. OldNBald
“anti-logarithm”
– Dr. OldNBald
“…and you say ‘gee, what is that thing'”
– Dr. OldNBald
::waving his arms around::
“Its pie! no! its not pie!”
– Dr. OldNBald
(Part of his babbling about computers)
“the computers you have are 100,000 times better than those back then…”
– Dr. OldNBald
“when I was taking this class, all the computing power in the world, in the WORRRLD…was less than the watch on my wrist”
– Dr. OldNBald
::talking about calculators::
“punch punch punch punch — times!”
– Dr. OldNBald