boscaque – v. to eat unsalted cashews while watching a heinous felony
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rapeod
rapeod – v. to drain your iPod from full battery to empty in one go. Can also be used for other electronic devices or analogously to something that has energy.
Ex. I just rapeodded my iPod, now I can’t listen to Rebecca Black’s latest multi-million selling album for the hundredth time since I left my house this morning.
ossetepo
ossetepo – v. to report a food-borne illness or poor sanitation to an environmental safety organization
passbbi
passbbi – v. to eat unsalted cashews while listening to Rush
nipdpt
nipdpt – n. yogurt-covered pretzels
evyhamm
evyhamm – n. a spicy party snack mix
zerra
zerra – v. to pick something off the ground, but when you put it back (or try to) on a surface, it falls to the floor again
sebt
sebt – n. a heno that buys one King size Snickers and one King size Snickers Cruncher. She could probably have done well enough with the regular-sized bars, but who are we to judge?
heno
heno – n. an ugly fat lady that has her shirt lopsided exposing one shoulder
cogerecib
cogerecib – adj. to be too lazy to walk to the ATM
bodague
bodague – n. beef jerky slushie
ficlbriat
ficlbriat – n. a diet Pepsi and a liter of water
sigesnpb
sigesnpb – n. 3 roast beef sandwiches and 1 egg salad sandwich molding in a bag for a week or more
frrraacrfdbsgbhhsmt
frrraacrfdbsgbhhsmt – v. to pick your boogers at work
vinbtadb
vinbtadb – v. to charge a penny on a credit card