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– heard at davepoobond’s job
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The End of Infinity
The End of Infinity – n. the theory in which there is an end to the “number” designated as infinity, and rounds this number off at an unknown number. Also clarifies that the “number” infinity does not actually have any numbers in it, because if there were an endless string of 9’s going on forever, adding one to it will make this number one digit longer, thus making it possible for this new longer number to be all 9’s, and having another one added to it, hence making it longer, yet again. The number is so huge that it is unfathomable by the human mind.
The Infinite Day
The Infinite Day – n. the day in which the universe will always be in, as long as it is in existence.
naekodin
naekodin – n. a story that starts out with “So I saw this guy but he looked like a girl” and ends with “I fucked him.”
retawne
retawne – v. to have a sensor beep when you go through it.
Ex. He retawned at the airport a couple times, so they beat him.
cash register receipt
cash register receipt – n. a mysterious item in which grants the keeper the power of returns, exchanges, and other powers of the consumer. Many willingly throw it away, not knowing the power it holds.
preesup
preesup – v. to drive a price up by killing people
tenvenurn
tenvenurn – v. to buy something and then buy something else right after. Super annoying.
awtomotik
awtomotik – v. to wrap a cup in a paper or plastic bag and then put it into a bigger bag
cuagau
cuagau – n. a clothing rack with wheels on it
Joke #20834
A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”
“Wow!” the frog said, “That’s wonderful! Where will I meet her? At a party?”
“No,” said the psychic. “Next semester in her biology lab!”
Pregnant Mother Syndrome Version 2
Pregnant Mother Syndrome Version 2 – n. another type of Pregnant Mother Syndrome (PMS) in that pregnant mothers are inclined to go to Starbucks. Also known as PMS v.2.
leulysala
leulysala – adj. to be arrested for “pulling out”
volunterrorist
volunterrorist – n. a volunteer terrorist. Doesn’t get paid (obviously).
;} a really really really bad volunteer
volunterrorism
volunterrorism – n. the practice of volunteering to commit terrorism