Captain Cafeteria Man – n. a cafeteria man with a peg leg that leads the cafeteria and enforces all the policies
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Captain Cafeteria Lady
Captain Cafeteria Lady – n. a cafeteria lady with a peg leg that leads a high school cafeteria and enforces all the policies
cappstain
cappstain – adj. to have more money than God
capper shorts
capper shorts – n. the stubbiest stubby shorts you can wear in Aussie Rules footy. Warwick Capper wore the stubbiest stubby shorts in AFL which is where this word is derived from.
capper
capper – v. to flop your dick out. I made this word up because a famous Aussie footballer Warwick Capper went on Celebrity Big Brother (Aussie edition) and flopped his dick out in front of two of the female celebs and got kicked out of the house as a result.
Ex. When going to the toilet you’d capper and piss.
capernoited
capernoited – adj. tipsy, lightly pifflecated, slightly nimptopsical (honest dictionary definition)
cantake
cantake – n. an allergic reaction to semen
cantablop
cantablop – n. a 3 hour German film about cabbage
cangulatosi
cangulatosi – v. to touch assholes
candy pie
candy pie – n. a pie full of random candies that are melted
candusima
candusima – n. a candisuma cart out on Main Street at Disneyland <see candisuma>
candisuma
candisuma – n. an infected hot dog
campbulate
campbulate – adj. to be excessivly gay
;} v. to have an addiction towards sucking cocks.
Ex. Matthew Kust is campbulated toward his father.
camoflagery
camouflagery – n. good camouflage.
Ex. That tree has camouflagery
camo-cough
camo-cough – n. a phony cough which alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a watermelon or to alert potential turd burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an astaire <see watermelon, turd burglars, and astaire>