“u need to tell your homies to light up the dishwasher and turn it down low to the E-AY, yah know what I’m sayin?”
– Boxtop11
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Books Never Written
– “Let’s Go to the Moon,” by Hugo First
– “An Everflown River,” by P.A. Little
– “The History of Song,” by Mike Roffone
– “Peanut Butter And Jelly: Noon Time Snacks From Around the World,” by Sam Wich
– “How Do You Spell ‘Kat?'” by Ima Dope
– “Speaking Spanish,” by Mell Amo
– “10 Easy Steps to Denial,” By Itwa Sentme
– “The Adventures of Sure-Locked Homes” – an anti-burglary booklet
Joke #5495
Q: What’s the difference between two idiots telling baby jokes and a lobotomy patient?
A: At least the lobotomy patient has half a brain!
Joke #5378
Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Gojacoff.
Gojacoff who?
Gojacoff in your hat!