1. HE-MAN AND THE MASTERS OF THE TOILET SCUM
2. DORA THE EXPLORER AND THE MAGIC CARVING KNIFE
3. INDIANA JONES AND THE CURSE OF THE MOLDY CHEESE
4. TUESDAY THE 31 DILLION FILLIONTH
5. TURNMYBLADDER III
6. SOMETHING ‘N SUCH
7. BARNEY GOES POSTAL
8. WAR GAMES (BILL GATES F**KED UP AGAIN)
9. GEORGE-BUSH-GOT-WHACKED
10. CADDY-HACKED-UP-A-LUGIE
11. I WAS A TEENAGE THINGAMABOB
12. GUYS-ON-DOPE: THE WESTERN, STARING JOHN COLEMAN AS WILD BILL-GOT-HIT-UP
13. THE WIZARD OF SCUD…MISSILES
14. SCHINDLER’S PISSED
15. M*A*S*H-YOUR-BRAINS
16. I-JUST-HAD-TEN-DIFFERENT STROKES
17. STARS-IN-MY-EYES SG-1
18. THE FLINTSTONED
19. DANDE’S FEET
20. POKEMON: THERE’S TOO MANY POKEMON MOVIES ALREADY GIVE IT A REST DAMMIT, WITH THE MINI-MOVIE “BOOT CAMP PIKACHU”
21. SPY-KIDS 4: ADVENTURE AT THE RETIREMENT HOME
22. MATRIX: GOT-LOADED
23. SPONGEBOB SLIGHTLY-OBLOGPANTS
24. SWING-ME-INTO-A-WALL KIDS
25. SAVED BY THE–WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL?
26. TIMMY THE TOOTH GETS A ROOT CANAL
27. MARTHA STEWART: LIVING-IN-PRISON
28. MARRIED WITH A BITCH
29. INVASION OF THE POTTYSNATCHERS
30. REAR CRACKTOR