Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
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Joke #5392
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gestapo
Gestapo who
Shut up, we ask the questions!
Joke #5391
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Me
Me who?
Me you idiot
Oh hey charlie
Joke #5390
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I Trodimp
I trodimp who? (i trod in poo)
RANK!!!
Joke #5389
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doris
Doris who?
The door is locked that’s why I’m knockin!
Joke #5388
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
You smell
You smell who
Like shit.
Joke #5387
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dick
Dick who
Its time you got that dick out of your arse
Joke #5386
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Big iss.
Big iss who.
No thanks not today (big issue).
Joke #5385
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Knock knock
Knock knock who?
Knock knock your ass you asshole
Joke #5384
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
Tank you Mario but the Princess is in another castle
Joke #5383
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bisquick
Bisquick who?
Bisquick your pants are on fire!
Joke #5382
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
You dont have to cry it was just a joke.
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Another variation of this joke:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry. I’m sure you’ll get a valentine this year!
Joke #5381
Knock knock
Who’s there?
The stairs
The stairs who
The stairs on crack and hoes and weed and bitches and pimps and 50 Cent and in da club
Oh he’s the man the man with da HAT!!
Joke #5380
Knock knock
No-ones home
Joke #5379
Knock knock
Who’s there?
A little man who can’t reach the doorbell.
Ring ring
Who’s there?
A man who can ring the doorbell.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
I dont know I haven’t opened the door yet.