Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
A: Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it in case it explodes.
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Joke #5515
Q: What’s the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?
A: A dead baby doesn’t harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
Joke #5514
Q: What do you get when you cut a dead baby with a razor?
A: An erection.
Joke #5513
Q: What do you do when there’s no time to rape a dead baby?
A: There’s ALWAYS time to rape a dead baby.
Joke #5512
Q: What’s sicker than a pile of dead babies?
A: The live one trying to eat it’s way out.
Joke #5511
Q: Did you hear the one about the alligator?
A: Neither did I. Maybe I’ll know it later.
Joke #5510
Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: A stick
Joke #5509
Q: What did the monkeys say when he cut his tail?
A: It won’t be long now!
Joke #5508
Q: What did the snail say that was riding on the turtle back?
A: Weeeeeeeeeee
Joke #5507
Q: Why is Bunker Hill slimy?
A: Because the British are coming
Joke #5506
Q: Why was the yule log slimey?
A: Because Santa came down the chimney.
Joke #5505
Q: What’s three feet tall and gives great head?
A: My son
Joke #5504
Q: What’s the difference between watching the Lion King, and watching holocaust footage?
A: The Lion King doesn’t give me a hard on.
Joke #5503
Q: What’s black and blue and doesn’t like sex?
A: The little boy in my basement
Joke #5502
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as the altar boy.