davepoobond: who are you and how’d you get on my buddy list?
davepoobond: hello?
gUnsNRoses4321: hey
gUnsNRoses4321: whose this
davepoobond: i dont know, i was asking you
gUnsNRoses4321: well i dont know u either
davepoobond: well then lets get acquainted then
gUnsNRoses4321: sure
gUnsNRoses4321: but ur a girl?
davepoobond: right
gUnsNRoses4321: cool
gUnsNRoses4321: r u cool to talk to?
davepoobond: of course
davepoobond: just look at my screen name
gUnsNRoses4321: wat about it
davepoobond: never mind
davepoobond: so whats ur name
gUnsNRoses4321: phillip
gUnsNRoses4321: phil
davepoobond: interesting
davepoobond: address?
gUnsNRoses4321: isnt that like the best name uv heard
gUnsNRoses4321: wats urs
davepoobond: mack
gUnsNRoses4321: mack?
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: when i get drunk i get crazy
gUnsNRoses4321: cool me 2
gUnsNRoses4321: u getting drunk and crazy n e time soon
davepoobond: i think i have a spell right now to get some alcohol and put it down my pie hole
gUnsNRoses4321: really
gUnsNRoses4321: go for it
davepoobond: and guzzle it like the bitch i am
gUnsNRoses4321: pie hole? whichs ones that
davepoobond: my ass
davepoobond: i put alcohol up my ass
davepoobond: or maybe in my ear
davepoobond: that’s how i drink it
gUnsNRoses4321: sweet
gUnsNRoses4321: u gotta teach me to do that
gUnsNRoses4321: but i dont really like things up the ass though
davepoobond: u should get used to it, cuz when you’re locked up you’re gonna have it rough the first few weeks, but if you get used to it now, it’ll b better for you
gUnsNRoses4321: yea i didnt think about that
davepoobond: you should think ahead
gUnsNRoses4321: so, how did i get in ur buddy list, mack
davepoobond: i dont know, i guess i might’ve added you while i was drunk
gUnsNRoses4321: well good thing u did cuz i think im the best buddy on urlist
davepoobond: no i dont think so. i got some really good buddies on here
gUnsNRoses4321: well if we keep on talkin i think ull find out im the best
davepoobond: :'(
gUnsNRoses4321: but ur the 1st ive heard that drinks out of their ass
davepoobond: its not that hard. its kind of like farting, but the exact opposite
gUnsNRoses4321: nice
davepoobond: of course
davepoobond: how old are you
gUnsNRoses4321: sophmore
gUnsNRoses4321: u?
davepoobond: i’m out of school
davepoobond: i’m 60 years old
gUnsNRoses4321: thats fuckin sick
davepoobond: did i also mention i have a third tit?
gUnsNRoses4321: grandma
gUnsNRoses4321: yea thats also fuckin sick
davepoobond: i’m not a grandma
davepoobond: i’m a jumbly young adult
gUnsNRoses4321: just a old lady
davepoobond: what is it you kiddies say?
gUnsNRoses4321: damn that info takes the fun out of talkin to u
davepoobond: i’m cool
davepoobond: well thats not my fault you’re a perv
davepoobond: take it from me
davepoobond: i’ve lived a life
gUnsNRoses4321: who said i was a perv
davepoobond: i just did
davepoobond: ya wanker
davepoobond: can i have a naked pic of you?
davepoobond: or do you want a naked pic of me
gUnsNRoses4321: wanker
davepoobond: yeah
gUnsNRoses4321: thats wat the brititsh say
davepoobond: havent you seen Crocodile Hunter?
davepoobond: that’s what AUSTRALIANS say
gUnsNRoses4321: british people r cool
davepoobond: tea and crumpets ya bloody dog
gUnsNRoses4321: too bad british people say them too
gUnsNRoses4321: and they say piss of will ye
davepoobond: only the ones that lived in australia first
davepoobond: and then the scottish say FREEDOM
davepoobond: and if its not scottish, its CRAP
gUnsNRoses4321: scotland is free cuz of william wallace
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: scotland is free cuz of my mum
gUnsNRoses4321: they say FEREEDOM
davepoobond: queen elizabeth II
davepoobond: what do you want to be when you grow up
gUnsNRoses4321: a wanker
davepoobond: a plumber?
davepoobond: better get used to plunging other people’s crap outta the toilet
davepoobond: your weapons are the plungers and liquid plumber
gUnsNRoses4321: yea and mack ur weird
davepoobond: UR MOM is weird
gUnsNRoses4321: and guns nr roses kicks ass
davepoobond: yes they do
davepoobond: i was their manager once
davepoobond: and i was alive during World War 2
gUnsNRoses4321: not for u, u old hag
davepoobond: hey hey hey. i’m very hip
davepoobond: i’m in the music bizz
gUnsNRoses4321: ur a perv
davepoobond: people like me cuz of my secret white sauce
gUnsNRoses4321: nice
davepoobond: i may be 60 years old, but i have the body of a 21 year old
davepoobond: i bathe in the blood of virgins everyday to keep my youth
gUnsNRoses4321: do u miss brian
davepoobond: brian is an ass why would i miss him
gUnsNRoses4321: well u know pea was right about everything
davepoobond: whos pea
gUnsNRoses4321: no 1
davepoobond: sure sure
davepoobond: tell me or i’ll give you some 90s music titles
gUnsNRoses4321: well its pretty damn sick ur 60
davepoobond: thats it
davepoobond: nirvana – smells like teen spirit
davepoobond: soundgarden – spoon man
gUnsNRoses4321: awesome song
davepoobond: mighty mighty bosstones – the impression that i get
gUnsNRoses4321: they hav a funy dancing guy
davepoobond: rival schools – use for glue
gUnsNRoses4321: i saw them last last thurday
gUnsNRoses4321: mmmmm
davepoobond: used
gUnsNRoses4321: ur used
davepoobond: nirvana – smells like teen spirit
gUnsNRoses4321: y ru u so used
gUnsNRoses4321: and ur pie hole is so fuckin loose
davepoobond: do you know every guns and roses song on appetite for destruction?
davepoobond: tell me now
davepoobond: in order
gUnsNRoses4321: yes i do
gUnsNRoses4321: hmmm i dont think i know them in order
davepoobond: you better
davepoobond: i kinda need them
gUnsNRoses4321: ur too old to listen to them
davepoobond: ur MOMs too old to listen to them
gUnsNRoses4321: yea she is
davepoobond: …
gUnsNRoses4321: well its not that fun talkin to u, so later
davepoobond: that was meant as an insult
davepoobond: y isnt fun
davepoobond: i’m the funnest person in the world
gUnsNRoses4321: fuck no
davepoobond: i’m not even a girl
davepoobond: YOU’VE BEEN PLAYED
davepoobond: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
gUnsNRoses4321: sweet
davepoobond: yes well
gUnsNRoses4321: then ur gay,
gUnsNRoses4321: u do too much of a good job tlakin to a girl
gUnsNRoses4321: talkin like a girl*
davepoobond: you a girl
davepoobond: haha
gUnsNRoses4321: good one dave
davepoobond: u must be gay cuz you get yourself mixed up
davepoobond: what are you talking about
davepoobond: who’s dave
gUnsNRoses4321: yea i am
davepoobond: why’d you call me dave
davepoobond: u queer
davepoobond: my name is mack
gUnsNRoses4321: y the fuck u think
davepoobond: i dont know
davepoobond: =-O
davepoobond: who do you think i am lol
gUnsNRoses4321: my mom
davepoobond: ur right
davepoobond: and its your bedtime
davepoobond: so lets go to bed together
gUnsNRoses4321: fuck u mym om s dead
davepoobond: or so you think
davepoobond: u just said i was your mom
davepoobond: comonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
davepoobond: ur being a square
gUnsNRoses4321: wat do u want
davepoobond: who do you think i really am
davepoobond: you called me dave for some reason
gUnsNRoses4321: i thought i remembered this sn for a sec, dave’s sn
davepoobond: dave who
gUnsNRoses4321: this fag
davepoobond: nameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
davepoobond: 8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)8-)
davepoobond: :-D:-D:-D:-D
gUnsNRoses4321: shit ur annoying
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: i’m sorry
gUnsNRoses4321: its cool
davepoobond: wanna talk about game gear
davepoobond: wanna know something funny
davepoobond: we’ve been talking for 40 minutes
gUnsNRoses4321: shit
gUnsNRoses4321: how did u get my sn
davepoobond: i told u i must’ve put it on when i was drunk
davepoobond: actually i typed it into my buddy list
davepoobond: and it came up
davepoobond: isnt that funny
gUnsNRoses4321: at
davepoobond: at?
gUnsNRoses4321: wat
davepoobond: i typed it into my buddy list and it came up
davepoobond: i put gunsnroses4321
davepoobond: and it came up
gUnsNRoses4321: ok
gUnsNRoses4321: so ur just a random fag who guesses screen names cuz they have no friends to put them on their b-list
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: pretty much
davepoobond: except that fag part
davepoobond: do you eat lucky charms?
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I get warned.
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davepoobond: what the hell
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I get warned again
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davepoobond: stop being gay
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I get warned to 35%
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gUnsNRoses4321 signed off at 3:07:42 PM.
davepoobond: i KNOW its you
Previous message was not received by gUnsNRoses4321 because of error: User gUnsNRoses4321 is not available.
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I warn the stupid fag to 30%.
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