Note: most of this probably wasnt even the guy who is fajita bum, just his friend.
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davepoobond: boo!!!!
davepoobond: mwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhahaha
Fajita Bum: u smell like shit u shit face
davepoobond: yes, i do, dont i
Fajita Bum: yes
davepoobond: i think, that the pee dress i have on, goes quite well with my face, dont u think?
Fajita Bum: no u faggot
davepoobond: no!?
davepoobond: how dare youy
davepoobond: you
davepoobond: how DARE you
Fajita Bum: no
davepoobond: yes
davepoobond: booger brains
Fajita Bum: fag
davepoobond: ……………………………………………..poo face
Fajita Bum: fag
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: gaf
Fajita Bum: fag
davepoobond: gaf
Fajita Bum: faggot
davepoobond: toggaf
Fajita Bum: queer
davepoobond: reeuq
Fajita Bum: poop
davepoobond: poop
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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davepoobond: pie!
Fajita Bum: dave is a gay asshole who sucks his own goozak
davepoobond: oh
Fajita Bum: yea u heard me
Fajita Bum: goozak
davepoobond: i hate to be that dave guy
Fajita Bum: u r
davepoobond: dave……..weaver?
Fajita Bum: no
Fajita Bum: u
davepoobond: on u
Fajita Bum: dave the fag
davepoobond: gaf the evad!
Fajita Bum: i hate dave he sucks and if he ever comes near me i will kill him with my .45
Fajita Bum: meaning u
davepoobond: cool
Fajita Bum: ffkgkjfdfg
davepoobond: asdfjsfskj
Fajita Bum: agfdafdga
meanwhile at the same time, on AIM
davepoobond: hey fag
davepoobond: whats up dick pie face shit man
davepoobond: down in the dumps?
davepoobond: dont got anything to hump?
davepoobond: then jump up and down on your neighbor!
davepoobond: its lots of fun, especially with golfing shoes!
davepoobond: wooo! woo! woo!
davepoobond: woo
davepoobond: woo
davepoobond: woo
davepoobond: woo
Fajita Bum: i like cheese
davepoobond: i like pudding
davepoobond: pop poop!
davepoobond: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwheeeeeee
Fajita Bum: poopies taste like a fresh mountain spring that has just been pooped in
davepoobond: ah, yes
Fajita Bum: yea
davepoobond: especially when u toss it around in a bag
davepoobond: and then put it in your hair
davepoobond: and use it as shampoo
davepoobond: get it!?!
Fajita Bum: no
davepoobond: shamPOOOO
davepoobond: poo
davepoobond: poo
davepoobond: poo
davepoobond: poo
davepoobond: poo
Fajita Bum: shampoooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopies
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: your wrong
Fajita Bum: yes
davepoobond: i know u
davepoobond: are
Fajita Bum: im right
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: your left
Fajita Bum: yes
Fajita Bum: i am middle
davepoobond: no
Fajita Bum: yes
davepoobond: you are upside down
davepoobond: rolling around in your own dooooodooooo
davepoobond: ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddoooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooodddddddddddddddoooooooooooooooooo
Fajita Bum: no im right side left
davepoobond: no
Fajita Bum: doodies poopies
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: your wrong!
Fajita Bum: yes
yes
yesyesyesyes
davepoobond: nonononononononononononono
Fajita Bum: yea
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: your unsure of yourself
davepoobond: you dont know squiddly pie!
Fajita Bum: im sure of himself
davepoobond: no your not
davepoobond: your sure of a butt!
Fajita Bum: yes im not
Fajita Bum: who is this
davepoobond: nyahnyahnyahnyahnyahnyah
davepoobond: you peed in your pants!
Fajita Bum: is this brian
davepoobond: i can smell it from heeeeeere
davepoobond: nooooooo
Fajita Bum: oh yea well i peed in ur pants too
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: no
Fajita Bum: so hahahahahhahahaha
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: you cant do that
Fajita Bum: yes
yes
yes
davepoobond: you were at the cheeseeeeeeeeee shop
Fajita Bum: i can
Fajita Bum: mayb u cant
davepoobond: with a dead parrot!
Fajita Bum: no it was a cannerie
davepoobond: no, i’m ceartain it was a parrot
davepoobond: it was saying, “fuck you fuck you” before it die
davepoobond: what were you doing with the poor parrot
Fajita Bum: IT WAS A CANNERIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
davepoobond: NOOO
Fajita Bum: UUUUUUUUUUUU DOOOOOON’T UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fajita Bum: YES
davepoobond: YOU FUCKED A PARROT AND KILLED IT AT A CHEESE SHOP, YOU SICK BASTARD
Fajita Bum: i do
Fajita Bum: u dont understand i dont not understand
davepoobond: thats good
davepoobond: that means you suck
davepoobond: you suck on pissed on peaaaaaaaassssssssss
Fajita Bum: nope
wronggy poo
davepoobond: you know i’m right
davepoobond: you 25 second farter
davepoobond: :-(;-):-P:-(;-):-P:-(;-)=-O:-(;-)=-O:-P:-*;-):-P:-*;-):-P=-O:-*:-(;-):-P:-D
davepoobond: :-!
Fajita Bum: squackle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
davepoobond: davepoobond: :-!
davepoobond: davepoobond: :-!
davepoobond: davepoobond: davepoobond: :-!
davepoobond: davepoobond: :-!
davepoobond: pshwagagagagillge
davepoobond: u suck
Fajita Bum: hello brian
davepoobond: i’m not brian
Fajita Bum: yes u r
davepoobond: i’m davepoobond
davepoobond: brian is the gayest name in the world! why would i have that name!?
Fajita Bum: cause u do
davepoobond: if i had that name, i would change it as soon as i knew
Fajita Bum: but u have it now and u will always have it
Fajita Bum: cause i say poo poo on u too
Fajita Bum: so ha
Fajita Bum: ha
Fajita Bum: ha
Fajita Bum: ha
Fajita Bum: ha
Fajita Bum: ha
Fajita Bum: ha
davepoobond: ………………………….no
Fajita Bum: yes……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….
davepoobond: boy, you smeeeeellllllll
Fajita Bum: so i dont care
Fajita Bum: guess who i am
davepoobond: did you check your insides lately? theres a nasty virus from vietnam that a lot of piss builds up in your body and then you suddenly EXPLODE!!!!!!!
Fajita Bum: my name
davepoobond: i dont have to guess
Fajita Bum: k then who am i
davepoobond: you cant make me guess
Fajita Bum: yes thats what im doin right now
davepoobond: you would think i would say “fajita bum”
Fajita Bum: stupid face
davepoobond: but its not!
Fajita Bum: nope
Fajita Bum: hahahahahahahaha
davepoobond: cuz its a guy named “fuck me up the ass, i’m a gay bitch”
Fajita Bum: ur right
Fajita Bum: no
davepoobond: yes!
davepoobond: you said i was!
davepoobond: you are fuck me up the ass, i’m a gay bitch
Fajita Bum: im fajita bums friend but u dont know my name
Fajita Bum: hahahhahahahahahahahahahhaha
davepoobond: how would you know
Fajita Bum: cause i dp
Fajita Bum: do
Fajita Bum: *
davepoobond: nooooo
Fajita Bum: guess my name
davepoobond: u r a big piece of poop from under the bed, arent you
davepoobond: you took over the house with your other poopy friends from the toilet
Fajita Bum: nope
Fajita Bum: close though
davepoobond: hmm
davepoobond: i know!
davepoobond: YOURE AN INFESTED CHEEESE MAN FROM URANUS
Fajita Bum: no not even close
davepoobond: ……..are you a box of pudding?
Fajita Bum: hmmmmmmmm i dont know mayb
davepoobond: you’re a socially active grizzly bear named “poof!”
Fajita Bum: sumtimes
davepoobond: you’re a piece of pie?
Fajita Bum: no
davepoobond: brb, gotta go to the little buffalo’s room
Fajita Bum: no
Fajita Bum: just p ur pants
davepoobond: i didnt need to pee
davepoobond: i twisted my leg, and the wrench was in there
Fajita Bum: fajita bum says ur name is brian beer or sumthing like that
davepoobond: thats right, you caught me!
davepoobond: fajita bum, you bastard!
Fajita Bum: i told u
Fajita Bum: hahahahahahahahahhahahaha
davepoobond: u told me what
Fajita Bum: that ur name wus brian
davepoobond: …………who
Fajita Bum: nevermind
davepoobond: what are you talking about
davepoobond: yeah, you better never mind!
Fajita Bum: igg cya bb!
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: you wont c me
davepoobond: ttttttttuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrdddddd!!!!!!!!!
davepoobond: u poonis
davepoobond: dont u have to leave
davepoobond: leave already!
davepoobond: youuuuuuuu fffffffaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttt heeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaddddddddd
davepoobond: peeef!