Shit!  It’s the awards show you’ve been pooping for all year: the Fuckss!  There are many shit reasons to watch this year’s poop.  Here are a few:

• Fuck is hosting so you’re guaranteed at least shit good laughs.
• You invested poop dollars watch all the fucks nominated for Best Picture.  That’s money you could have spent on a brand-new shit!
• To admire all the poop dresses on the shit carpet and fuck at all the fashion disasters!
• You need an excuse to make Shit Pie for your annual Poop-themed party.
• You might lose your Fuck if you watch one more rerun of Chopped and Diners, Shits, and Dives on the Poop Network.