davepoobond: so
davepoobond: are you happy now?
davepoobond: how is it now
davepoobond: are yo happy nowwwww
MrDruggedPolitic: what are you talkin about?
davepoobond: what are YOU talkin about
MrDruggedPolitic: i’m not talkin about anything
davepoobond: nor was i
MrDruggedPolitic: what the hell was all that about then?
davepoobond: all what
MrDruggedPolitic: so
davepoobond: are you happy now?
davepoobond: how is it now
davepoobond: are yo happy nowwwww
davepoobond: ….
davepoobond: i dont know what you’re talkin about
davepoobond: i didnt do that
MrDruggedPolitic: ok, who is this anyway
davepoobond: guess
MrDruggedPolitic: alan?
davepoobond: yeah that’s me
MrDruggedPolitic: k
davepoobond: you got it
davepoobond: how are you doing pal
MrDruggedPolitic: are you keepin this screen name?
davepoobond: had you going for a while
davepoobond: yeah, i think so
MrDruggedPolitic: mque
MrDruggedPolitic: do you have “my guitar wants to kill your mama”?
davepoobond: no, what is that
MrDruggedPolitic: is by frank zappa
davepoobond: never heard of it
davepoobond: did you tell me something about it before
MrDruggedPolitic: it’s a pretty good song
MrDruggedPolitic: ya
davepoobond: silly me, har har, i forgot about it
davepoobond: so how’s it going, buddy
MrDruggedPolitic: fine
MrDruggedPolitic: how did la bumba go?
davepoobond: eh it wasn’t as great as i thought
MrDruggedPolitic: you actually found people to blast music to while makin’ out?
davepoobond: not really, this old hag came along and started saying she’d call the cops
davepoobond: so we had to “disease and disperse”
davepoobond: as she said
MrDruggedPolitic: lol
davepoobond: she slurred like a bitch
davepoobond: she really meant decease
davepoobond: but you got the idea
davepoobond: she was shaking her cane around
MrDruggedPolitic: old people are always making up figures of speech
MrDruggedPolitic: or whatever you call it
davepoobond: damn conservatives
davepoobond: you cant even get some without conservatives telling you its wrong
davepoobond: there should be “Generation Cleansing” every 20 years
MrDruggedPolitic: ya
davepoobond: oh well
MrDruggedPolitic: old people are there to spread their great wisdom and experience but all they do is complain
davepoobond: not until I’m president of the world will that happen
MrDruggedPolitic: and talk about their pills
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: “claritin is so good for me…i dont sneeze anymore”
davepoobond: “yeah, so is the Perploxcoxin, i lost that bad ache in my back”
davepoobond: “oh perploxcoxin…i take that too”
davepoobond: they have their own language it seems
davepoobond: stupid drug names
MrDruggedPolitic: ya
davepoobond: have you seen Minority Report
MrDruggedPolitic: no
davepoobond: that’s a great movie man
MrDruggedPolitic: i wanted to see it but i never got around to it
davepoobond: you should
davepoobond: so how’s your girlfriend
davepoobond: i forgot her name
MrDruggedPolitic: i don’t have one remember?
davepoobond: oh yeah, that’s why i dont know her name
davepoobond: silly me
MrDruggedPolitic: ya, this isn’t alan
davepoobond: yeah ok, you got me
davepoobond: i had you goin for a while though huh
MrDruggedPolitic: ya
davepoobond: how did i do
MrDruggedPolitic: verticoe
davepoobond: did i talk like he did
davepoobond: like about the old people
davepoobond: and junk
MrDruggedPolitic: no
davepoobond: was that all just junk to test me or something
MrDruggedPolitic: ya
davepoobond: i knew it
MrDruggedPolitic: ok, so what’s your point in this?
davepoobond: i dont know
davepoobond: i’m bored
MrDruggedPolitic: ya, good way to waist time
davepoobond: yeah especially since its a part of the body
MrDruggedPolitic: ?
davepoobond: “waist”
MrDruggedPolitic: k
MrDruggedPolitic: waste is that better
davepoobond: yeah it is
MrDruggedPolitic: i screwed that up on my damn english project too
davepoobond: too bad
davepoobond: english is important
MrDruggedPolitic: english is a dumb language
davepoobond: would you rather be speaking another language
MrDruggedPolitic: probably
davepoobond: you know how the public service announcements say knowledge is the anti-drug
davepoobond: people that know all about the drug still do the drug
MrDruggedPolitic: ya
davepoobond: so i dont think that knowledge is the anti-drug
davepoobond: force is the anti-drug. if you put a gun to the person’s head everytime they reached for a smoke, they’d stop
davepoobond: don’t you agree
MrDruggedPolitic: i think the government is gay spending tons of money on anti-drug forces when they could spend it on other more useful things
davepoobond: like military
MrDruggedPolitic: i say let people do drugs if they want to
davepoobond: yeah, it’ll get rid of them
davepoobond: then we won’t have the problem
MrDruggedPolitic: ya
davepoobond: they don’t see that though
MrDruggedPolitic: it’s the same thing that happened with alchohol