These two IMs went on at the same time pretty much, and interacted with each other, so I put it as much as I can that occurred at the same time…just use your imagination.
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davepoobond: Baby C!!!
NewJerzGurl: ??
davepoobond: hi
NewJerzGurl: dave??
davepoobond: yeah!
NewJerzGurl: iight
NewJerzGurl: dass u???
NewJerzGurl: yingyangman?
davepoobond: course its me
NewJerzGurl: HEY!!!!!!!
davepoobond: HI!!!!
NewJerzGurl: where you been?!
NewJerzGurl: my birthday was 2 weeks ago!
davepoobond: sorry i missed it
NewJerzGurl: itds ok
davepoobond: i had family stuff this last 2 weeks
davepoobond: a few deaths in the family
NewJerzGurl: yea?
NewJerzGurl: are you ok?
davepoobond: y’know, saddening stuff
davepoobond: yeah i’ll be fine
davepoobond: so how’s your family? still alive i assume
NewJerzGurl: yea
NewJerzGurl: they are pretty good i guess
davepoobond: trust me, they’ll die soon enough, just like all my family members
Auto response from NewJerzGurl: dancing brb
davepoobond: granny…great granny
davepoobond: grandpa
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Meanwhile…
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davepoobond: hey dave
yingyangman: hey
davepoobond: how’s it going man
yingyangman: its going alright..u?
davepoobond: same same
yingyangman: thats good
davepoobond: i hear you had a lotta deaths in the family the last 2 weeks
davepoobond: and you didn’t go to some girl’s birthday 2 weeks ago
davepoobond: what’s happening with you man
yingyangman: no one in my family has died
davepoobond: yeah just keep denying that
davepoobond: what about that girl’s birthday party
davepoobond: everyone but you was there
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Back to her…
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NewJerzGurl: hey
NewJerzGurl: dont jynx ma!
NewJerzGurl: me*
davepoobond: what are you talking about
NewJerzGurl: talkin bout they are gonna die soong
NewJerzGurl: soon*
NewJerzGurl: thats not nice
davepoobond: i’m sorry
davepoobond: but they are
NewJerzGurl: pok
NewJerzGurl: ok*
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Meanwhile…
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yingyangman: what girl?
davepoobond: NewJerzGurl
davepoobond: that girl
yingyangman: i wasnt even invited
davepoobond: WELL
davepoobond: NewJerzGurl: my birthday was 2 weeks ago! that bastard didn’t come!
davepoobond: seems like you were
yingyangman: i can guarantee i wasnt invited..and just when did she invite me
davepoobond: i dont know, why don’t you talk to her and copy and paste what she says to me?
davepoobond: i’ll tell you whats a lie and whats not
davepoobond: are you talkin to her
yingyangman: yes
davepoobond: whats she sayin
yingyangman signed off at 1:48:10 PM.
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Back to her…
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NewJerzGurl: are you two playing games with me?
davepoobond: what are you talkin about
NewJerzGurl: nothing
davepoobond: hmm
davepoobond: well
NewJerzGurl: is this dave? or not?
davepoobond: it is
NewJerzGurl: ok then… why you playing on the other screen name?
davepoobond: i’m not doing anything
NewJerzGurl: watever
NewJerzGurl: nothing…
NewJerzGurl: aint this dace?
NewJerzGurl: dave*
davepoobond: it is
NewJerzGurl: he was like who is davepoobond? and all this junk… thats you right?
davepoobond: why do you keep asking
davepoobond: yeah
NewJerzGurl: you’re one both names?
davepoobond: what are you talkin about? i dont have 2 names
NewJerzGurl: yingyangman
davepoobond: eh?
davepoobond: oh yeah that’s me
NewJerzGurl: you;re slow
NewJerzGurl: bye
davepoobond: sorry
davepoobond: wait
davepoobond: what
davepoobond: nooooo
davepoobond: :'(