These two IMs went on at the same time pretty much, and interacted with each other, so I put it as much as I can that occurred at the same time…just use your imagination.

–

davepoobond: Baby C!!!

NewJerzGurl: ??

davepoobond: hi

NewJerzGurl: dave??

davepoobond: yeah!

NewJerzGurl: iight

NewJerzGurl: dass u???

NewJerzGurl: yingyangman?

davepoobond: course its me

NewJerzGurl: HEY!!!!!!!

davepoobond: HI!!!!

NewJerzGurl: where you been?!

NewJerzGurl: my birthday was 2 weeks ago!

davepoobond: sorry i missed it

NewJerzGurl: itds ok

davepoobond: i had family stuff this last 2 weeks

davepoobond: a few deaths in the family

NewJerzGurl: yea?

NewJerzGurl: are you ok?

davepoobond: y’know, saddening stuff

davepoobond: yeah i’ll be fine

davepoobond: so how’s your family? still alive i assume

NewJerzGurl: yea

NewJerzGurl: they are pretty good i guess

davepoobond: trust me, they’ll die soon enough, just like all my family members

Auto response from NewJerzGurl: dancing brb

davepoobond: granny…great granny

davepoobond: grandpa

–

Meanwhile…

–

davepoobond: hey dave

yingyangman: hey

davepoobond: how’s it going man

yingyangman: its going alright..u?

davepoobond: same same

yingyangman: thats good

davepoobond: i hear you had a lotta deaths in the family the last 2 weeks

davepoobond: and you didn’t go to some girl’s birthday 2 weeks ago

davepoobond: what’s happening with you man

yingyangman: no one in my family has died

davepoobond: yeah just keep denying that

davepoobond: what about that girl’s birthday party

davepoobond: everyone but you was there

–

Back to her…

–

NewJerzGurl: hey

NewJerzGurl: dont jynx ma!

NewJerzGurl: me*

davepoobond: what are you talking about

NewJerzGurl: talkin bout they are gonna die soong

NewJerzGurl: soon*

NewJerzGurl: thats not nice

davepoobond: i’m sorry

davepoobond: but they are

NewJerzGurl: pok

NewJerzGurl: ok*

–

Meanwhile…

–

yingyangman: what girl?

davepoobond: NewJerzGurl

davepoobond: that girl

yingyangman: i wasnt even invited

davepoobond: WELL

davepoobond: NewJerzGurl: my birthday was 2 weeks ago! that bastard didn’t come!

davepoobond: seems like you were

yingyangman: i can guarantee i wasnt invited..and just when did she invite me

davepoobond: i dont know, why don’t you talk to her and copy and paste what she says to me?

davepoobond: i’ll tell you whats a lie and whats not

davepoobond: are you talkin to her

yingyangman: yes

davepoobond: whats she sayin

yingyangman signed off at 1:48:10 PM.

–

Back to her…

–

NewJerzGurl: are you two playing games with me?

davepoobond: what are you talkin about

NewJerzGurl: nothing

davepoobond: hmm

davepoobond: well

NewJerzGurl: is this dave? or not?

davepoobond: it is

NewJerzGurl: ok then… why you playing on the other screen name?

davepoobond: i’m not doing anything

NewJerzGurl: watever

NewJerzGurl: nothing…

NewJerzGurl: aint this dace?

NewJerzGurl: dave*

davepoobond: it is

NewJerzGurl: he was like who is davepoobond? and all this junk… thats you right?

davepoobond: why do you keep asking

davepoobond: yeah

NewJerzGurl: you’re one both names?

davepoobond: what are you talkin about? i dont have 2 names

NewJerzGurl: yingyangman

davepoobond: eh?

davepoobond: oh yeah that’s me

NewJerzGurl: you;re slow

NewJerzGurl: bye

davepoobond: sorry

davepoobond: wait

davepoobond: what

davepoobond: nooooo

davepoobond: :'(