davepoobond: yo!
DrummerG: hello
DrummerG: how may i help u?
davepoobond: well, if you gave me some money that’d help
DrummerG: lol dont we all need money?
davepoobond: if u put it that way, yes
DrummerG: ok
davepoobond: but i dont care about anybody but me when it comes to money, so give me some
DrummerG: lol gimmie got ran over by the ice cream truck
davepoobond: but the ice cream truck is for sale
DrummerG: w/e
davepoobond: so i gotta buy it with the money that you gave me
DrummerG: rright
davepoobond: which should already be at western union by now
davepoobond: am i right?
DrummerG: did u really im me just to ask me for money?
davepoobond: yeah, kinda
davepoobond: i’m at dire straights for money, and i’d rather sit here in my chair doing nothing while wasting all the electricity california has to offer and pay for every cent of it
DrummerG: ok well since im not giving u any money its kinda irrelivent for us to finish this conversation rright?
davepoobond: instead of getting a job
davepoobond: but then if we dont finish teh conversation, it’ll never end
davepoobond: and i’m sure both of us dont want that
davepoobond: hold on lemme turn the blow dryer off
davepoobond: blow driers*
davepoobond: dryers?
davepoobond: driers/dryers/Dryers (ice cream)
DrummerG: i want u to stop asking for the immpossible
davepoobond: y’mean like peace in the world, a Bush that isnt in politics
davepoobond: pretzels that are covered in mercifully sweet vanilla
davepoobond: but not chocolate, cuz i’m just racist like that
davepoobond: like the whole majority of white trash
DrummerG: well then um…. gues this further concludes our convo cuz im black!!!!
davepoobond: so what
davepoobond: u think i’m racist against people?
davepoobond: i’m racist against the type of food i eat
DrummerG: personally i dont care
davepoobond: i dont eat red apples, cuz they’re like rednecks
davepoobond: i hate rednecks though, they’re annoying
davepoobond: except when they’re making car crashes or shooting shotguns
davepoobond: then they’re just plain funny
DrummerG: we are having an unnecessery conversation u of all people should know about being annoyed with dumb ass stupid questions
DrummerG: or asking for the impossible
davepoobond: y’mean like jerry seinfeld and dennis miller teaming up to do a porno with the olsen twins?
davepoobond: inside a pair of britney spears’ pants
DrummerG: from here on out i have nothig more to say to you
davepoobond: thats good
davepoobond: i’ve got plenty to say to YOU though
davepoobond: like why people really dont care about the alligator problem in New Mexico
davepoobond: y’see, the problem lies within the grand canyon
davepoobond: the next state over
davepoobond: but that’s not the point
davepoobond: the point is, is that the colorado river
davepoobond: rather, the crocodile river
davepoobond: actually sends over crocodiles through a time-space rift
davepoobond: and the crocodiles become sick
davepoobond: and then they throw up deer carcasses and crap like that into New Mexico
davepoobond: THEN THEY DISAPPEAR
davepoobond: I MEAN, WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THAT
davepoobond: but, i can explain that
davepoobond: they go back through the time space rift
davepoobond: and go back to Candy Land
davepoobond: wow you’ve been on for 19 hours
davepoobond: u thought i was finished
davepoobond: oh no i’m not
davepoobond: i just had to get some water
davepoobond: cuz i’m just rascist like that
davepoobond: instead of getting the pee-ish color of apple juice
davepoobond: or the pure white of milk
davepoobond: but i’d rather have the clear…sooothing….
davepoobond: WATER
davepoobond: gtg bye!