Joke #9267: The Pusher

A little girl in her Sunday-best was running as fast as she could to get to Sunday school on time.

As she ran she prayed, “Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late. Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late.”

At that moment she tripped and fell getting her clothes all dirty.

She got up, brushed herself off and started running again, praying… “Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late, but don’t shove me anymore!”

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