Inspirational Posters For The Cubicle Era

– Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

– If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos…then you probably haven’t completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

– Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

– Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

– Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

– A person who smiles in the face of adversity…probably has a scapegoat.

– Plagiarism saves time.

– If at first you don’t succeed, try management.

– Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

– TEAMWORK…means never having to take all the blame yourself.

– The beatings will continue until morale improves.

– Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

– We waste time, so you don’t have to.

– Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

– Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

– A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

– When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.


– Succeed in spite of management.

– Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment

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