Joke #9121

A man won a ticket to the Super Bowl, but when he got there, he was very disappointed. He was on the far left, at the back. He was closer to the Goodyear Blimp than he was to the field, but halfway through the first quarter he spotted the best seat in the house.

He went over to the empty seat and said to the guy sitting beside it, “Is anyone sitting here?” “No.”, the guy replied.

So the man sat down, and about 30 minutes later, he couldn’t resist saying, “Man! This is an awesome seat! Whoever gave it up must be CRAZY!”

The guy sitting next to him replied, “Well, actually, that was supposed to be my wife’s seat, but she died.”

The man, feeling like shit, said, “Oh, that’s awful, but couldn’t you have asked a relative to come with you?”

“No”, said the guy.

The man was confused, and asked, “Why not?”

The guy replied, “Because they’re all at the funeral.”

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