(there are 2 ships coming in from fishing all month)
(Sosie, the girl captain on the other boat picks up her CB Radio transmitter thingy and talks into it)
Sosie: wheee!! how u doin George?
(George, the other guy on the the other ship that is the captain of it picks up the CB radio transmitter thingy in his ship)
George: fart!
Sosie: oh, dont be mad, just cause i got about……..50 times more fish than you!
George: nyak! we only got a few sardines. we had more bait than what we caught!
Sosie: well, thats not my fault…
George: ACTUALLY, IT IS! YOU KEPT HONKING THAT STUPID FOG HORN WHILE WE WERE FISHING AND BUMPED INTO OUR BOAT!
Sosie: well…..poop!
(George and Sosie’s boats come into the harbor)
(later, at the office of the Fish Master…)
Fish Master (jaw dropping): only a few sardines George? man…..you just S-U-C-K
George: yeah, i know…..but this time, i’m going back out and getting some fish! lots o’ fish!
Fish Master: grr……you better! or i’ll be using you as bait!
(later at the bar…)
Dick: hey, Honey, lets go have sex upstairs and come back later!
Honey: alright!
(they go upstairs)
(next day…downstairs)
Dick: hey, george whats happening?
George: do you, fat head, toughy and jumpy wanna go on a fishing trip of our lives?
Dick: HELL YEAH! Lets go!
Honey: dont go!
Dick: forget you!
Honey: blah blah blah
Dick: yadda yadda yadda! i’m going, u cant make me not go
Honey: fine, go kill urself
(in a lab somewhere in the middle of Arizona)
scientist guy: whoa! look at that storm thingy off the coast of Massachusetts!
assisstant: oh, wow, thats neat….
scientest guy: you could be a meteorologist your whole life and never see anything like this…
assisstant: but…you already saw it….
scientist guy: …….oh yeah…..this should be called……….The “Poyfect” Storm!
(poyfect storm echoes)
(meanwhile, on the boat)
George: ooh! we have a quarter of a million dollars worth of fish! oh, look a storm! lets go into the middle of the 3 storms i see there and risk our lives to get the fish home in time!
fat head: uhh……
George: LETS GO!
(later)
jumpy: ack! water!
toughy: bah! this is noth- ::dies::
fat head: barrellss!!!!!
Dick: pirates!!
George: ICE CREAM!
jumpy: chocolate syrup!
(jumpy squirts some chocolate syrup on everyones ice cream)
(jumpy jumps over the side)
jumpy: gotta save the dead fish!
fat head: the fish are below deck!
jumpy: ……uh oh…..::dies::
George: Oh well! I’m the main star! i cant get killed!
terroist: hahahah! i rigged the ship and it is set to blow! you’re all gonna die!
fat head: oh no!!!! save the fish!
(fat head tosses some fish over the side)
Dick: nooooo! what are you doing?!?
fat head: ….saving the fish….::tosses another one over:: goooo! save yourself!!
(a shark pops up and eats the fish)
fat head: gulp! there are sharks here!
(Dick pushes fat head over the side and fat head gets eaten)
(a pirate appears at the top of the mast on the ship)
pirate: water, ho!
George: WATER!?! more water?!?
(George runs around in circles flailing his arms everywhere)
terrorist: ACK! i’m allergic to water!
(a tidal wave comes and makes the terrorist fly in the air and plop into the water, screaming, and dies)
(Dick stands on his head)
Pirate: nooo!! ::jabs himself with his sword and falls over into the water::
George: hmm……
(George looks around and shrugs)
George: poof!
(end)
CREDITS:
all the guys that died were extras and we dont care about him
george: george clooney
Dick: norm mcdonald
fat head: roseanne
jumpy: Mr. Kangaroo Trainer at the LA Zoo
toughy: Arnold Schwarzenegger