The Poyfect Storm

(there are 2 ships coming in from fishing all month)

(Sosie, the girl captain on the other boat picks up her CB Radio transmitter thingy and talks into it)

 

Sosie: wheee!! how u doin George?

 

(George, the other guy on the the other ship that is the captain of it picks up the CB radio transmitter thingy in his ship)

 

George: fart!

 

Sosie: oh, dont be mad, just cause i got about……..50 times more fish than you!

 

George: nyak! we only got a few sardines. we had more bait than what we caught!

 

Sosie: well, thats not my fault…

 

George: ACTUALLY, IT IS! YOU KEPT HONKING THAT STUPID FOG HORN WHILE WE WERE FISHING AND BUMPED INTO OUR BOAT!

 

Sosie: well…..poop!

 

(George and Sosie’s boats come into the harbor)

 

(later, at the office of the Fish Master…)

 

Fish Master (jaw dropping): only a few sardines George? man…..you just S-U-C-K

 

George: yeah, i know…..but this time, i’m going back out and getting some fish! lots o’ fish!

 

Fish Master: grr……you better! or i’ll be using you as bait!

 

(later at the bar…)

 

Dick: hey, Honey, lets go have sex upstairs and come back later!

 

Honey: alright!

 

(they go upstairs)

(next day…downstairs)

 

Dick: hey, george whats happening?

 

George: do you, fat head, toughy and jumpy wanna go on a fishing trip of our lives?

 

Dick: HELL YEAH! Lets go!

 

Honey: dont go!

 

Dick: forget you!

 

Honey: blah blah blah

 

Dick: yadda yadda yadda! i’m going, u cant make me not go

 

Honey: fine, go kill urself

 

(in a lab somewhere in the middle of Arizona)

 

scientist guy: whoa! look at that storm thingy off the coast of Massachusetts!

 

assisstant: oh, wow, thats neat….

 

scientest guy: you could be a meteorologist your whole life and never see anything like this…

 

assisstant: but…you already saw it….

 

scientist guy: …….oh yeah…..this should be called……….The “Poyfect” Storm!

 

(poyfect storm echoes)

(meanwhile, on the boat)

 

George: ooh! we have a quarter of a million dollars worth of fish! oh, look a storm! lets go into the middle of the 3 storms i see there and risk our lives to get the fish home in time!

 

fat head: uhh……

 

George: LETS GO!

 

(later)

 

jumpy: ack! water!

 

toughy: bah! this is noth- ::dies::

 

fat head: barrellss!!!!!

 

Dick: pirates!!

 

George: ICE CREAM!

 

jumpy: chocolate syrup!

 

(jumpy squirts some chocolate syrup on everyones ice cream)

(jumpy jumps over the side)

 

jumpy: gotta save the dead fish!

 

fat head: the fish are below deck!

 

jumpy: ……uh oh…..::dies::

 

George: Oh well! I’m the main star! i cant get killed!

 

terroist: hahahah! i rigged the ship and it is set to blow! you’re all gonna die!

 

fat head: oh no!!!! save the fish!

 

(fat head tosses some fish over the side)

 

Dick: nooooo! what are you doing?!?

 

fat head: ….saving the fish….::tosses another one over:: goooo! save yourself!!

 

(a shark pops up and eats the fish)

 

fat head: gulp! there are sharks here!

 

(Dick pushes fat head over the side and fat head gets eaten)

(a pirate appears at the top of the mast on the ship)

 

pirate: water, ho!

 

George: WATER!?! more water?!?

 

(George runs around in circles flailing his arms everywhere)

 

terrorist: ACK! i’m allergic to water!

 

(a tidal wave comes and makes the terrorist fly in the air and plop into the water, screaming, and dies)

(Dick stands on his head)

 

Pirate: nooo!! ::jabs himself with his sword and falls over into the water::

 

George: hmm……

 

(George looks around and shrugs)

 

George: poof!

 

(end)

 

 


 

CREDITS:

 

all the guys that died were extras and we dont care about him

 

george: george clooney

 

Dick: norm mcdonald

 

fat head: roseanne

 

jumpy: Mr. Kangaroo Trainer at the LA Zoo

 

toughy: Arnold Schwarzenegger

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