This took place on July 7, 2001
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Bklynzballer: yo mike….wutup?
Holmes: nothin much what up with you?
Bklynzballer: nuttin….me and tracy went to the bathroom
Holmes: wow bounce wit me dawg!
Bklynzballer: lol….we worked with rubber…hehehehe
Bklynzballer: u speak to her?
Holmes: nah sick today
Bklynzballer: THATS WHY I DIDNT SEE YOU
Holmes: yeah no shit
Bklynzballer: ashley wants to date you
Holmes: eww tell that bicth to bounce
Bklynzballer: lol
Bklynzballer: i told her you would come over today …with …..RUBBER
Holmes: what’d that biatch say
Bklynzballer: she said for real in a real geaky tone ..i said no shit
Holmes: shes a man-whore
Bklynzballer: my little friend cALLED you yesterday
Bklynzballer: did you hear a little kid saying is holmes there lol?
Holmes: yup
Bklynzballer: thatz zack…neighbor
Bklynzballer: wut you say?
Holmes: nothin
Bklynzballer: oo
Holmes: SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME THOUGHT IT WAS A PRANK CALLER
Bklynzballer: he said your answer machine was gay…..
Holmes: sorry for caps
Bklynzballer: lol
Holmes: yeah it’s gay
Holmes: i deleted the message
Holmes: i’ll get your playboys tommorow
Holmes: almost forogt about em
Bklynzballer: i got chyna
Holmes: wtf is chyna
Bklynzballer: wwf superstar chyna
Holmes: o her
Bklynzballer: yup….she looks like ashley
Bklynzballer: lol….man im gettin my money back
Bklynzballer: unless you want it
Holmes: nah
Bklynzballer: k
Bklynzballer: me and tracy are going to hit it off
Holmes: dawg that is so cooool…you gettin that ass on ur dick
Holmes: ?
Bklynzballer: yup…dam rite
Bklynzballer: comeova man
Holmes: dayammmmmmmmn bounce wit me
Bklynzballer: tracys ova
Holmes: she just came
Bklynzballer: yea…….shes gunna blow me…yo i swear
Bklynzballer: no one home
Holmes: holy shit
Holmes: and you want my ass there?
Bklynzballer: your gunna film it
Holmes: lol my video cameras busted, remeber that shit? lol i never seen you flip so much
Bklynzballer: i kno
Holmes: you owe me a new one, wanna-be-johnny-knoxville
Bklynzballer: whos ure best friend in school?
Holmes: Ben, that kid that sits in your math class, you guys haven’t chilled together though, you should
Bklynzballer: mine is tracys ass…which im feeling now….
Holmes: damn! put it on your dick and bounce wit it
Bklynzballer: ben acts queer
Bklynzballer: no fence to u….i just dont like him
Holmes: o well
Holmes: not the end of the world
Bklynzballer: i kno
Holmes: whats tracy doin now
Bklynzballer: werrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr fucking
Bklynzballer: dude ……i owe u so many things
Bklynzballer: im not a virgin im not a virgin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holmes: no shit, like that noteboook you busted up by smashing it on your head
Holmes: great goin, genius
Bklynzballer: jeez…i cant remeber all this shit wut else
Holmes: man the noteboook must have knocked your brain out!
Bklynzballer: son…this sex buissness hurts..
Holmes: take it like a man
Bklynzballer: wut else did i fuck up
Holmes: your head
Bklynzballer: lol…u ever have sex?
Holmes: DUH! of course
Bklynzballer: wit who
Holmes: your mom lol
Holmes: just playin with you dude
Bklynzballer: grrrrrrrrrrrr…………
Bklynzballer: lol
Holmes: a girl named stephany back in 9th grade
Bklynzballer: dude…..9th grade?
Bklynzballer: shit
Holmes: yea
Holmes: bounce wit me
Bklynzballer: wut else did i break of yours?
Holmes: my eminem cd
Holmes: you almost broke my fan
Bklynzballer: o yea….eminem sucks anyways….good thing i broke it
Holmes: biatch that ain’t the point! it was my cd
Bklynzballer: lol hehehe
Bklynzballer: crap how i can brake things…owell…
Bklynzballer: didnt i almost brake your cd player?
Holmes: ALMOST!
Holmes: HA
Holmes: you did!
Holmes: broke the fast forward button
Bklynzballer: wow….next on my hitlist is ……ps2
Holmes: you bust my ps2 and i’ll bust a cap
Bklynzballer: hehehehe
Bklynzballer: son…i can bust you up
Bklynzballer: dam….dude…zacks here
Holmes: who the hell is zack
Bklynzballer: hey mike..zack here
Bklynzballer: the kid you wer talking to yesterday
Holmes: oh
Bklynzballer: how many lines you have?
Holmes: lines?
Bklynzballer: phone lines
Holmes: 2
Bklynzballer: zacks gunna call you now….lol hehehe
Bklynzballer: k?
Bklynzballer: i have to go bye