Parody of the Green Acres theme song.
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Green poopies is a dreaded disease,
Pain will come, welp, on very swift wings,
I cant imagine haveing green poop,
Darlin’ I’m sorry but poop is poop,
–green poop
–whoop whoop
–pain there
–where where
Poop is poop, yes this may be,
But you are my bung hole,
You’re comin’ with me!