My Belly Button is in a pop-out way.

I can sit there and look at it all day!

It’s big and full of grey lint..

that stuffs pretty good, it takes like mint.

If I squeeze my belly, it looks like a butt….

I showed it to my brothers…they kneed me in the gut…

I had pain for like the next 7 days

they bruised my belly button, the doctor says…

The doc put bandages over my belly

an he put cream that was really smelly…

My belly button was fine in a week

while my brothers kept calling me a geek

they said with the bandages I looked like a mummy

but they didn’t notice they were removed, what dummies…

So now I have my belly button back

and now I have lint for a snack!