#6395: davepoobond -> Holmes

davepoobond: the country bears

Holmes: NOW you IM me? Well your too fuckin late, i’m sleepin on my keyboard, droolin all over it and snoring loudly. I’m gonna wake up with the alphabet on my cheek…THANKS A LOT!

davepoobond: heh

Holmes: what up

davepoobond: the country bears is gonna suck

Holmes: the movie?

davepoobond: yeah

Holmes: is the country bears…the BERESTEIN BEARS!?

davepoobond: no

Holmes: damn

Holmes: berenstein bears rule

davepoobond: yes they dont

Holmes: how dare you diss the berenstein bears?

Holmes: they are like….OLD SKOOL!

davepoobond: dont forget to mention old

Holmes: yeah but…uh…ok

Holmes: i didn’t forget to mention skool

Holmes: or did i

Holmes: i don’t know

davepoobond: heh

Holmes: all i have to say

Holmes: berenstein bears rule

Holmes: and if it weren’t for them, i would have failed preschool

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: they dont teach u crap

Holmes: but…but…the bears would maul your ass if they heard that

Holmes: they’d be munching on your testicules right now…so becareful what you say

davepoobond: oh man ur right

Holmes: you know what happened to goldilocks right?

davepoobond: there’s like a million of them and when one of them finds me i’m screwed!

Holmes: yeah

Holmes: don’t worry the berenstein bears have sent me to offer you protection…if you refuse it’s your life and your testicules will be the appetizer…-in a godfather old kinda voice- it’s an offer you can’t refuse

davepoobond: i fart on their grave before that happens!

Holmes: before what happens

Holmes: don’t make me call them

davepoobond: fine then

Holmes: ok the BB family organization is glad to have you a part of their family…take a moment to grab your nuts and rub them with joy bexcause they didn’t bite them off…

Holmes: yeah…

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: BB family organization

Holmes: yeah…there watchin you

Holmes: and me…

Holmes: the walls have ears

Holmes: BB is watching

Holmes: -suddenly a red dot appears on my head- i mean..no…he…isn;’t…relax…it’s….just….a………joke…..

Holmes: -red dot disappears-

Holmes: man i’m so bored…

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