davepoobond: the country bears
Holmes: NOW you IM me? Well your too fuckin late, i’m sleepin on my keyboard, droolin all over it and snoring loudly. I’m gonna wake up with the alphabet on my cheek…THANKS A LOT!
davepoobond: heh
Holmes: what up
davepoobond: the country bears is gonna suck
Holmes: the movie?
davepoobond: yeah
Holmes: is the country bears…the BERESTEIN BEARS!?
davepoobond: no
Holmes: damn
Holmes: berenstein bears rule
davepoobond: yes they dont
Holmes: how dare you diss the berenstein bears?
Holmes: they are like….OLD SKOOL!
davepoobond: dont forget to mention old
Holmes: yeah but…uh…ok
Holmes: i didn’t forget to mention skool
Holmes: or did i
Holmes: i don’t know
davepoobond: heh
Holmes: all i have to say
Holmes: berenstein bears rule
Holmes: and if it weren’t for them, i would have failed preschool
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: they dont teach u crap
Holmes: but…but…the bears would maul your ass if they heard that
Holmes: they’d be munching on your testicules right now…so becareful what you say
davepoobond: oh man ur right
Holmes: you know what happened to goldilocks right?
davepoobond: there’s like a million of them and when one of them finds me i’m screwed!
Holmes: yeah
Holmes: don’t worry the berenstein bears have sent me to offer you protection…if you refuse it’s your life and your testicules will be the appetizer…-in a godfather old kinda voice- it’s an offer you can’t refuse
davepoobond: i fart on their grave before that happens!
Holmes: before what happens
Holmes: don’t make me call them
davepoobond: fine then
Holmes: ok the BB family organization is glad to have you a part of their family…take a moment to grab your nuts and rub them with joy bexcause they didn’t bite them off…
Holmes: yeah…
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: BB family organization
Holmes: yeah…there watchin you
Holmes: and me…
Holmes: the walls have ears
Holmes: BB is watching
Holmes: -suddenly a red dot appears on my head- i mean..no…he…isn;’t…relax…it’s….just….a………joke…..
Holmes: -red dot disappears-
Holmes: man i’m so bored…