davepoobond: hello?
JoyInLA: who is this
?
davepoobond: i might be asking the same question
davepoobond: who does this be
JoyInLA: this is kristi and this is…3
davepoobond: 3?
davepoobond: theres a person named 3
davepoobond: ?
JoyInLA: sorry typo
davepoobond: people call me DBM
JoyInLA: which means….
JoyInLA: o i get it
davepoobond: Dooby Booby Mafooby
davepoobond: duhhh
davepoobond: everyone knows that. its a rappers name
JoyInLA: well i might have to block u if u don’t tell me who u r?
davepoobond: i told you. its Dooby Booby Mafooby
davepoobond: i have my own record deal and everything
davepoobond: and i rap
davepoobond: yo yo yo
davepoobond: look at my dough
davepoobond: it flows
davepoobond: like a…crow
JoyInLA: ummm right……….
davepoobond: see? i rap
JoyInLA: yeah… me 2
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: you cant
davepoobond: only men with tutus on can
davepoobond: and i am wearing a tutu right now
davepoobond: so…..pow!
JoyInLA: well your stupid
davepoobond: no i’m not
davepoobond: i’m phat
davepoobond: see? i used a rapping term
davepoobond: it PROVES i’m a rappa
davepoobond: hi
JoyInLA: right
JoyInLA: well i’m a zoo keeper…..
davepoobond: wanna know where i learned my skills?
davepoobond: IN THE HOOD, OF COURSE!
davepoobond: what are you doing right now, this very instance
JoyInLA: i train monkeys
davepoobond: i’m smoking a seegar
davepoobond: you must be that weird lady that carries a bucket around at the LA Zoo
davepoobond: i see her on Discovery Channel all the time
davepoobond: or you
davepoobond: i think you married the Crocodile Hunter
JoyInLA: yep thats me
davepoobond: when are you going to get eaten? you’re really annoying
davepoobond: i hate your austrailian accent
davepoobond: and you have an ugly face
JoyInLA: i don’t have an accient
davepoobond: sure sure
davepoobond: i hear it all the time
davepoobond: and its all make-up-y-like
JoyInLA: yeah i know i’m ugly…… ugly as your mom
davepoobond: hey! dont be talkin bout my mamama
JoyInLA: how can i not? every where i go i see her
davepoobond: i rhymed
davepoobond: how?
davepoobond: you cant
davepoobond: no one can
davepoobond: not even me
davepoobond: i shot her in the head yesterday
davepoobond: and i buried her in my roof
JoyInLA: is she dead too?
davepoobond: no…
davepoobond: she’s not…..dead…..
davepoobond: have you ever been pumped with 345 ccs of tranquelizer medicine?
JoyInLA: uh no>
davepoobond: i have
davepoobond: its not very pleasant
davepoobond: pleasant rhymes with peasant
davepoobond: i have to write that down
davepoobond: hold on
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: back
JoyInLA: k freak
davepoobond: i have a cup
davepoobond: with a…
davepoobond: pup
davepoobond: i like to rhyme
davepoobond: i have a dime
davepoobond: i think i can rhyme
davepoobond: every tyme
davepoobond: hello?
JoyInLA: you can shut up
JoyInLA: i don’t give a fuck
davepoobond: yes i can
davepoobond: yes you dont
JoyInLA: get your ass in a truck
JoyInLA: and go fuck
davepoobond: a duck
davepoobond: ahahahaha
JoyInLA: in the muck
davepoobond: with a farmer?
davepoobond: hi?