A – “the” Alpha

B – Banana, Burrito, Bulge, Beef, Baby-maker, Big one, Bat, Boner, Bone, Biscuit

C – Cock, Chub, Club, Chode

D – Dick, Dong, Donger, Dingaling, Dingdong, Drill, Dipstick

E – Ejaculater, Equipment

F – Frank, Frankfurter, Faucet, Fuckstick, Flute, Fire-hose, Five-Dollar Footlong, “a” Floppy

G – Gavel, Groin

H – Head, Hot dog, Hammer, Hose, Handle

I –

J – Johnson, Joystick, Junior

K – Knob

L – Leaker, Love muscle, Limp Bizkit, Lip Balm Stick

M – Manhood, Meat, Member, Magnum

N – Noodle, Needle, Navy Ship (lots of sea-men)

O – One-eyed Snake

P – Penis, Phallus, Pecker, Peter, Prick, Pickle, Package, Pole, Peepee, Pisser, Pounder, Poker, Popsicle, Pricker, Pen15, Pistol, Pogo stick, Pene (Spanish/Italian), Privates, Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Q –

R – Rocket, Rod, Richard

S – Sausage, Shaft, Scepter, Schlong, Spelunker, Stick, Snake, Sword, Shooter, Squirter, Stamp, Submarine, Shower Not a Grower

T – Thing, Tool, Tower, Tripod, Third Leg, Ten-incher, Tip, Tinky Winky, Thermometer

U –

V –

W – Weewee, Weiner, Weenee, Wang, Willy, Wood, Wii, Wee, Whistle, Womb raider, Weapon

X –

Y –

Z –