::davepoobond is filling up balloons::

::Vance is doing nothing, just walking around bitching about stuff but not actually helping with anything::

davepoobond: Vance, could you help me out and just hold this balloon  You don’t have to tie it or anything.

Vance: Nope!  Nope!  I don’t hold balloons!  I just do computer stuff.

davepoobond (thinking to himself): Lazy bastard.

– at davepoobond’s job, 6/13/07