Xonthebeach was spamming in trade to whisper “Zathwiker” for free gold.
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davepoobond: can i have gold
davepoobond: can i have gold
Xonthebeach: pst zathwiker
davepoobond: who is that
Xonthebeach: hes giving gold
davepoobond: cant you just give me gold
Xonthebeach: no
Xonthebeach: wish i could tho man 🙁
davepoobond: why not
Xonthebeach: gotta support the family
Xonthebeach: hard times.
davepoobond: how do you get a family
Xonthebeach: well
Xonthebeach: are u sitting down?
Xonthebeach: its a long story
davepoobond: ok i have all day
Xonthebeach: k
Xonthebeach: well, it started back in 1096
Xonthebeach: 1986*
Xonthebeach: i was born
Xonthebeach: i was conceived by Chilo
davepoobond: is that before or after Tom and Huck?
Xonthebeach: he’s in your guild
Xonthebeach: probably after
Xonthebeach: Chilo should know
Xonthebeach: hes my biological father
davepoobond: go on
Xonthebeach: anyways
Xonthebeach: Chilo was a great father
Xonthebeach: but then i grew up
davepoobond: like jesus?
Xonthebeach: and met a female
Xonthebeach: better than Jesus
davepoobond: female jesus?
Xonthebeach: we fell in love, and startd a family
Xonthebeach: i was a blue collar worker
davepoobond: with jesus?
Xonthebeach: then the recession hit
davepoobond: is that before or after postmodernism?
Xonthebeach: after
Xonthebeach: this is during the time of the hipsters
Xonthebeach: anyways
Xonthebeach: recession hit, and raid boss werent getting killed, so my funds went low “(
Xonthebeach: so theres my shitty story.
davepoobond: but can i have gold?
Xonthebeach: im sorry, i cant spare a copper
Xonthebeach: see im also a Jew/
davepoobond: why
Xonthebeach: i have the nose
davepoobond: you know what they say right
davepoobond: the nose knows
Xonthebeach: lul
Xonthebeach: haha that shit made me laugh
Xonthebeach: can we be friends?
davepoobond: sure
Xonthebeach: im also drunk atm
Xonthebeach: tell chilo i said hi 🙂
Xonthebeach: he was my old GM
Xonthebeach: on our old server
davepoobond: will do