Quote #21079

Bart: “Wow, Dad, you took a baptismal for me.  How do you feel?”

Homer: [reverently] “Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.”

Ned: [gasps] “Wait!  Homer, what did you just say?”

Homer: “I said shut your ugly face, Flanders!”

– from The Simpsons

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