Bart: “Wow, Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?”
Homer: [reverently] “Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.”
Ned: [gasps] “Wait! Homer, what did you just say?”
Homer: “I said shut your ugly face, Flanders!”
– from The Simpsons