Today I met this guy…David something. He seemed kinda weird, then
proved his “weird”-ness to me by rubbing my leg consistently. A couple
minutes later, he made an attempt to kiss me. AND WE WERE IN THE
GROCERY STORE! I said, “Dave, I’m not like that…”. He then proceeded
to make a speech about human rights or something about how I shouldn’t
I don’t know who wrote this!