A brilliant magician was performing on an ocean liner.  But every time he did a trick, a talking cat in the audience would scream, “It’s a trick.  It’s not magic.  You’re a big phony!”

Then one night during a storm, the ship sank while the magician was performing.  And who should end up in the same lifeboat together, all alone, but the talking cat and the magician!  For three days, they glared at each other, neither one saying a word to the other.

Finally the cat sighed and said, “All right, smart-aleck.  You and your darn tricks.  What did you do with the ship?”