Joke #12158

“Seaman Smith,” said the captain, “we’ve been at sea for six months and now we’re in home port.  Everyone has left the ship, but you.  What’s wrong?  Are you the only crewman who doesn’t have a wife in port?”

“It’s the other way around, Captain,” said the seaman.  “I’m the only crewman who’s got a wife in port.”

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