There’s always someone around to blame for starting all the fights!

You’re not the only one who won’t eat the cauliflower!

When you catch a cold or the flu, there’s someone to share it with!

There are more birthdays to celebrate, and more presents that your brothers and sisters will be delighted to share with you!

There’s always someone around who can keep a secret from your mother – at least until she gets home from the store!

Your room is not the only one in the house that looks as if it was in the path of a hurricane!

There’s always someone dying to tell you the end of the movie you’re about to see so you don’t have to waste your time being surprised!

There’s always someone around to help you develop a sense of humor about yourself by teasing you all the time.

There’s always someone else in the house who votes for watching The Monkees instead of the six-o’clock news, so your dad is outvoted again!

There’s someone else who will break your best toys so you don’t have to feel bad that you did it yourself!

There are always interesting phone conversations to pretend you’re not listening to!

There’s someone to gobble up all the cookies and candy in the house before you can get to them or you don’t have to worry about your teeth rotting!

When Mom and Dad are yelling, it isn’t always about YOU!

You’re not the only one who won’t eat liver!

There’s always someone around to fight with so you don’t have to fight with your friends!