#10951: Soup Nazi -> davepoobond

Soup Nazi: yeah

davepoobond: my mom just yelled at me at how i play games for 5 or 6 hours a day

Soup Nazi: lol

davepoobond: and that my “game playing” should have stopped in 9th grade

Soup Nazi: BWAAHAA

davepoobond: and she says no senior doing well is playing games 5 or 6 hours a day

davepoobond: “they’re taking their life seriously”

Soup Nazi: She doesn’t see to know that 20-30 years old is the demographic for games

Soup Nazi: and I play ALL day

Soup Nazi: so tell her that

Soup Nazi: lol

davepoobond: she also said “do you think you’re gonna still be playing nintendo and your web site during college? if you have more interest in THAT, then you should major in THAT”

davepoobond: she’s making like no sense

davepoobond: and its all bullshit

davepoobond: she gets pissed off for no reason

davepoobond: i’m working on my college essay, and she talks to me about why i’m getting a high C in english

Soup Nazi: “JIM is a new student at NintendoTech”

davepoobond: cause i got a 63% on one s-a

Soup Nazi: “Majoring in Nentendology

davepoobond: which is 50 percent of english grades

Soup Nazi: and Gaming”

davepoobond: but she doesn’t say anything about my 90+% in tests/quizzes, vocab

Soup Nazi: heh

davepoobond: she ALWAYS focuses on the bad and passes by the good stuff

davepoobond: unless its all good

davepoobond: she always focuses on the bad things

Soup Nazi: heh

davepoobond: and she says she never sees me pouring over books

davepoobond: and how i’m not spending hours upon hours reading college books

davepoobond: that she got

davepoobond: she says she spent more time getting them then i did actually reading them

davepoobond: she also said if she were getting those she’d be pourrringgg herself over those books

Soup Nazi: hehe

davepoobond: and she’s also saying how she never sees me study

Soup Nazi: well tell her to pour over her damn dishes

davepoobond: and thinks that by some chance she’d actually see me studying cause in the last 4 years she’s never seen me actually studying or whatever

davepoobond: its cause my fucking door is closed

davepoobond: and whenever she DOES see me, she forgets that it even happens probably

davepoobond: she walks in at 2 times generally

davepoobond: right when she gets home, and at 9:99

davepoobond: 9:00

davepoobond: i’m usually done with my fucking homework by the time she comes home anyway

Soup Nazi: lol

davepoobond: and then she yells at me for playing “nintendo” all the time

davepoobond: which i actually DONT

Soup Nazi: lol

davepoobond: because all i do is watch fucking cnn

davepoobond: or playing my bass

davepoobond: its total bullshit in this house

davepoobond: i can’t wait till i move out

davepoobond: and don’t even get me started on the damn dishes

davepoobond: my step-dad gets PISSED OFF if he sees even one spoon laying out on the counter for 5 minutes

davepoobond: he’s got a fetish for a clean kitchen

Soup Nazi: lol

Soup Nazi: yeah I know

davepoobond: he gets pissed off because the fucking pantry door is cracked open

Soup Nazi: lol

davepoobond: he gets pissed off because i dont put the bread lock thing on the damn plastic bag of bread

davepoobond: he gets mad at a few grains of rice


davepoobond: and would rather leave it there to yell at me about than clean it up himself

davepoobond: and we don’t use the dishwasher

davepoobond: as soon as we use a dish we have to clean it

davepoobond: have i told you this before?

davepoobond: i think i have

Soup Nazi: yeah

davepoobond: i complain about my family almost as much as i take a dump

Soup Nazi: all of it

Soup Nazi: bwhaaha

davepoobond: i could be so much worse than what i am now. i dont do SHIT. i dont get in trouble, i haven’t gotten a traffic ticket, i haven’t gotten in an accident

davepoobond: i dont do drugs, i dont rape and pillage towns

davepoobond: i dont terrorize sea monkeys

Soup Nazi: PILLAGE!

Soup Nazi: sea monkies SUCK

Soup Nazi: FUCK THEM

davepoobond: they get mad at me for getting a fucking c+ wtf is that

Soup Nazi: BRINE SHRiMP!

davepoobond: i never had any

Soup Nazi: Brine shrimp pimp!

Soup Nazi: I dunno

davepoobond: and its 4 weeks into the damn school year, too

davepoobond: galkwjdsroiweuoiuzxcv

Soup Nazi: well um…

Soup Nazi: sing them the fag song

Soup Nazi: “Fag!” *wink* *click of mouth*

davepoobond: yeah and then they’ll say “disown”

Soup Nazi: bah

Soup Nazi: you can probebly make it

Soup Nazi: playing bass on the streets

Soup Nazi: giving hand jobs for cash

davepoobond: “this is my favorite…pretty fly for a white guy”

End of IMs7

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