Soup Nazi: yeah
davepoobond: my mom just yelled at me at how i play games for 5 or 6 hours a day
Soup Nazi: lol
davepoobond: and that my “game playing” should have stopped in 9th grade
Soup Nazi: BWAAHAA
davepoobond: and she says no senior doing well is playing games 5 or 6 hours a day
davepoobond: “they’re taking their life seriously”
Soup Nazi: She doesn’t see to know that 20-30 years old is the demographic for games
Soup Nazi: and I play ALL day
Soup Nazi: so tell her that
Soup Nazi: lol
davepoobond: she also said “do you think you’re gonna still be playing nintendo and your web site during college? if you have more interest in THAT, then you should major in THAT”
davepoobond: she’s making like no sense
davepoobond: and its all bullshit
davepoobond: she gets pissed off for no reason
davepoobond: i’m working on my college essay, and she talks to me about why i’m getting a high C in english
Soup Nazi: “JIM is a new student at NintendoTech”
davepoobond: cause i got a 63% on one s-a
Soup Nazi: “Majoring in Nentendology
davepoobond: which is 50 percent of english grades
Soup Nazi: and Gaming”
davepoobond: but she doesn’t say anything about my 90+% in tests/quizzes, vocab
Soup Nazi: heh
davepoobond: she ALWAYS focuses on the bad and passes by the good stuff
davepoobond: unless its all good
davepoobond: she always focuses on the bad things
Soup Nazi: heh
davepoobond: and she says she never sees me pouring over books
davepoobond: and how i’m not spending hours upon hours reading college books
davepoobond: that she got
davepoobond: she says she spent more time getting them then i did actually reading them
davepoobond: she also said if she were getting those she’d be pourrringgg herself over those books
Soup Nazi: hehe
davepoobond: and she’s also saying how she never sees me study
Soup Nazi: well tell her to pour over her damn dishes
davepoobond: and thinks that by some chance she’d actually see me studying cause in the last 4 years she’s never seen me actually studying or whatever
davepoobond: its cause my fucking door is closed
davepoobond: and whenever she DOES see me, she forgets that it even happens probably
davepoobond: she walks in at 2 times generally
davepoobond: right when she gets home, and at 9:99
davepoobond: 9:00
davepoobond: i’m usually done with my fucking homework by the time she comes home anyway
Soup Nazi: lol
davepoobond: and then she yells at me for playing “nintendo” all the time
davepoobond: which i actually DONT
Soup Nazi: lol
davepoobond: because all i do is watch fucking cnn
davepoobond: or playing my bass
davepoobond: its total bullshit in this house
davepoobond: i can’t wait till i move out
davepoobond: and don’t even get me started on the damn dishes
davepoobond: my step-dad gets PISSED OFF if he sees even one spoon laying out on the counter for 5 minutes
davepoobond: he’s got a fetish for a clean kitchen
Soup Nazi: lol
Soup Nazi: yeah I know
davepoobond: he gets pissed off because the fucking pantry door is cracked open
Soup Nazi: lol
davepoobond: he gets pissed off because i dont put the bread lock thing on the damn plastic bag of bread
davepoobond: he gets mad at a few grains of rice
Soup Nazi: “BITCH! FIX MAH PANT-RA DOOR!”
davepoobond: and would rather leave it there to yell at me about than clean it up himself
davepoobond: and we don’t use the dishwasher
davepoobond: as soon as we use a dish we have to clean it
davepoobond: have i told you this before?
davepoobond: i think i have
Soup Nazi: yeah
davepoobond: i complain about my family almost as much as i take a dump
Soup Nazi: all of it
Soup Nazi: bwhaaha
davepoobond: i could be so much worse than what i am now. i dont do SHIT. i dont get in trouble, i haven’t gotten a traffic ticket, i haven’t gotten in an accident
davepoobond: i dont do drugs, i dont rape and pillage towns
davepoobond: i dont terrorize sea monkeys
Soup Nazi: PILLAGE!
Soup Nazi: sea monkies SUCK
Soup Nazi: FUCK THEM
davepoobond: they get mad at me for getting a fucking c+ wtf is that
Soup Nazi: BRINE SHRiMP!
davepoobond: i never had any
Soup Nazi: Brine shrimp pimp!
Soup Nazi: I dunno
davepoobond: and its 4 weeks into the damn school year, too
davepoobond: galkwjdsroiweuoiuzxcv
Soup Nazi: well um…
Soup Nazi: sing them the fag song
Soup Nazi: “Fag!” *wink* *click of mouth*
davepoobond: yeah and then they’ll say “disown”
Soup Nazi: bah
Soup Nazi: you can probebly make it
Soup Nazi: playing bass on the streets
Soup Nazi: giving hand jobs for cash
davepoobond: “this is my favorite…pretty fly for a white guy”
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