blowthetoad: im here to try out for the poop troops
davepoobond: there are no more poop troops
davepoobond: i dont know what you’re talking about
blowthetoad: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
blowthetoad: all this training….
blowthetoad: for what?
davepoobond: well, you didnt die, like you were supposed to
blowthetoad: ooh…
blowthetoad: hold ond
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He signs onto a different screen name.
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blowthetoad: hi, i would like to join the poop troops
davepoobond: i told you, no more poop troops
blowthetoad: you fucking nazi, dont lie to me
blowthetoad: https://www.squackle.com/IMs/blowthetoad/davepoobond3.shtml
blowthetoad: when did i do that?
blowthetoad: WAIT
blowthetoad: no
blowthetoad: thats not me
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He signs back onto his first screen name.
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blowthetoad: https://www.squackle.com/IMs/blowthetoad/davepoobond3.shtml
blowthetoad: okay, yeah
blowthetoad: thats me
blowthetoad: when did i do that?
davepoobond: i dont care to remember
davepoobond: but do you think i make that shit up
blowthetoad: it’s a small possibility…..
blowthetoad: hey, atleast update my age
blowthetoad: im now 14, uhthankyou
davepoobond: not to me your not
blowthetoad: well thats slimy bullshit
blowthetoad: whats the diff between jesus and a pic of jesus?
blowthetoad: a pic of jesus takes only one nail to hang
blowthetoad: *insert drum sound here*
davepoobond: boy thats funny
blowthetoad: yeah, it’s swell aint it?
blowthetoad: did your mom learn to breakdance yet?
blowthetoad: breakdancing: invented by a black person trying to steal a hubcap from a moving car