Squackle.com: The Funniest Site on the Net

name = britney

email = sugarlipspinkstillettos@hotmail.com

use_email = yes

This_is_a(n) = Chat

i_am = britney

chat_room_name = britneys

victims = men

submission = hi i dont know what quite is going on here but i think every1 who runs this site are weird and look like they have nothing better to do!

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davepoobond: looks like YOU don’t know what YOU’RE doing

Holmes: britney, you stupid slut, before you say anything about this webpage or anybody running it get up to speed on things

Tags: britney, davepoobond, hate mail, Holmes

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word = Squackle

word_form = noun

other_word_form =

definition = The best damn website in the world. The Squackle members are omnipotent! All those who insult them will burn in hell! Forever! All hail Squackle!

example =

etc =

davepoobond: its FORBIDDEN to give Squackle a definition. he crossed the line… Squackle itself is not supposed to be given a definition under no means. I will hunt down and kill this person.   Other than that, thanks for the kind words

Tags: fan mail

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name = mathew tickner

submission = U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!U SUCK!!!

davepoobond: what a bad submission. Normally, I might put this up into the actual section, but this is just a waste of space, and I like people to be more clever than copy and pasting the same thing over and over

Tags: hate mail

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From : vanillaswirl88@aol.com

To : <davebond_cashmm@hotmail.com>

Date : Tue, 16 Apr 2002 15:44:02 -0400

I don’t like this web site.

davepoobond: I tried replying but it was a fake email address or something ::shrug::

Tags: hate mail

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name = Alex

email = Asmith236@Earthlink.net

hatemail = Dear Barney

Get a life dumbo and DIE!dIE!DIE!

davepoobond: k

Tags: hate mail

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This form was submitted: Jan 26 2004 / 18:33:04

name = maddox fan

email = eatmyshorts@hotmail.com

hatemail = I disagree with u calling your site the funniest. The funniest site on the internet is www.maddox.xmission.com check it out its so much funnier than urs.

davepoobond: oh ok then, so maybe I change the name to “Squackle! The Second Funniest to maddox.xmission.com Site On the Net” then?  By no means, am I saying I hate Maddox’s site, in fact, I actually love his site.

The difference between the two of our sites though, is the fact that Squackle has a different humor style, and more of a traditional humor web site with jokes, etc.  Its (and I use this loosely) more of a “family web site” than Maddox’s.

Maddox’s site is completely different, in that he only has articles about certain things all linked on his front page.  Squackle has thousands (nearly 4000) pages, that has a broad range of topics.

And I can also see why he keeps complaining about how stupid people that email him always use “u” instead of “you.”

Thanks for the mail, jackass.

Tags: hate mail

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This form was submitted: Jan 14 2004 / 14:44:31

name = jeff

email = jeffrey mc pratt@aol.com

hatemail = you fart flicking monkey stabbing

ankle biting squirrel fucking

nut nibbling

ball sniffing

dildo munching

bush rushing

bum slapping

tramp in box

aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

davepoobond: hateful words from a hateful man…

Tags: hate mail

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Date: Nov 01 2003 / 11:18:59

name = tus madre

email =

hatemail = Squackle is teh suckzors.

Tags: hate mail

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Date/Time of Posting: Feb 06 2003 / 17:10:45

name = Brendan Lowell

email =

hatemail = you guys suck!

Tags: hate mail

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From : “Erica Vrhel” <glitter_gurl@msn.com>

To : <davebond_cashmm@hotmail.com>

Subject : hey!!

Date : Sun, 1 Apr 2001 22:01:15 -0400

dear fagots,

im sorry to say but this sight sucks!!!!!it looks like u guys r just all imature if u ask me!!!!!

ohh hoho peepee heehee poopoo imm imature lets draw pictures of peepee!!!thats an imatation of u!!!!!!i just wanted to tell u that if u want a funny sight then dont be so imature next time!!

i wrote something back that was really long and annoying.  unfortunately i don’t have it, but it had stuff that was doing exactly like she said was imitating us, and i called her a whore.

Tags: hate mail

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From : JACK NEARY <jackneary@home.com>

To : davebond_cashmm@hotmail.com

Subject : stinky poopoo

Date : Sun, 01 Apr 2001 19:55:52 -0400

u stink like shit because u r a piece of ppppoooooo!!!!!!

Tags: hate mail

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From : “twinster” <twinster@email.msn.com>

To : <davebond_cashmm@hotmail.com>

Subject : poopie

Date : Sun, 24 Sep 2000 21:20:04 -0000

too bad david…… your site stinks!!!!!!! you should get AOE2 so i can

KICK YOUR BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!! do you have C&C or Red Alert, or Tiberian sun, or

Dark Reign? cuz ill kick yer dumb butt in all of em!!!!!!

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

see ya in woods man. talk later!

this guy was just a stupid fag from school, and i told him his site stunk so he comes back around and says my site was bad.

Tags: hate mail

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Date: Nov 23 2003 / 11:36:00

name = joe-momma

email = me@jtweber.com

fanmail = I really like the site. You guys remind me of myself. I actually have a small flash comic strip going right now that I think would fit in really nicely with your “movies” section, tell me what you think! You can find the movies here:

http://www.geocities.com/x2designs/001.html

http://www.geocities.com/x2designs/002.html

More to come soon! Have fun, and thanks.

- Joe -

davepoobond: funny thing is, the last time this guy updated his site was the day before he submitted this.

Tags: fan mail

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Date/Time of Posting: May 13 2003 / 15:21:15

name = GoochGaL

email = iLuvsk8rs09@hotmail.com

fanmail = Hey Guys, I just read ur hate mail. . . u guys are rite. How can anyone hate u guys. u guys are prolly the most commical ppl i have met, i act the same way you guys do, and its fun as heck! we can be complete idiots and pull it off . . . BUT . . . how and the hell can i talk to u guys one on one or watever . . . i wanna get to know u guys, u seem pretty cool or something. email me back if u desire

-Erin

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He wrote his fan mail in the hate mail thing…on purpose…funny huh…?

name = Go Smoke A Toilet

email =

hatemail = You guys rock. Your site rocks. Go smoek the disco ball.

Tags: fan mail

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