Loading ...J2K: is your girlfriend a chink like you
JuliusTan09: half white and filipino
J2K: as long as you’re not interbreding into my race
JuliusTan09: lol
JuliusTan09: technicaly i am
J2K: heh
JuliusTan09: shes half white
J2K: i’m all white
J2K: and ready for honey love
JuliusTan09: yucky
J2K: what’s wrong with honey
J2K: bees like it
J2K: do you have a problem with bees
JuliusTan09: yeah
JuliusTan09: they
JuliusTan09: are fucking yellow
J2K: i like yellow
J2K: yellow is so masculine
JuliusTan09: no man
JuliusTan09: yellow is for chinks
JuliusTan09: mexicans of the world
J2K: i just let a real stinker
J2K: i lifted my butt up so it would hopefully move away
J2K: i just took a breath
J2K: blink
J2K: blink
J2K: i will continue to update you on my life after the commercials
J2K: *salesman smile*
JuliusTan09: ill take 7 of them
J2K: i have gas
J2K: *zimbabwe frown*
JuliusTan09: ouch
JuliusTan09: regular
JuliusTan09: or super unleaded
J2K: it’s leaded
J2K: Througout the movies and games, I always picture the human form of reptile, sub zero, and scorpion to be really good looking behind the ninja mask, because they look so good when they wear it. Even though you can only see a small portion of their face, you know their sexy
Has anyone ever thought of this, or am I the only one?
JuliusTan09: i thought
JuliusTan09: they were really
JuliusTan09: huge penises dressed in fancy condoms
J2K: how did reptile disguise his lizard body as a human = (?
J2K: why do people touch me
JuliusTan09: huge penis
J2K: how can i make my nipples harder
JuliusTan09: thats teh answer
JuliusTan09: huge penis
J2K: hahaha
J2K: answer of all questions
J2K: what should i have for breakfast
J2K: what will i wear on my head today
J2K: what can you see from space besides the wall of china
JuliusTan09: huge penis
J2K: haha
J2K: i bet your girlfriend doesn’t know how to fix lasagna as good as my mom
J2K: that’s right i said it right there son
JuliusTan09: i bet
J2K: i put it down right on the table you can take it how you like it boyeeeeeeee
JuliusTan09: your mom sucks your penis better then my girlfriend 
:-(:-(
J2K: huge penis
JuliusTan09: humongus
J2K: colossal
J2K: you can’t beat colossal
J2K: that is the coolest word
J2K: but if you say it a bunch of times it sounds stupid
J2K: and you’re stupid if you say it a bunch of times in a row
J2K: so don’t do that
JuliusTan09: like sitting in a row
J2K: yeah just like sitting in a row
J2K: fag
J2K: i can’t believe i almost looked at you once
J2K: wouldn’t it be cool if you farted on an egg and it hatched
JuliusTan09: or
JuliusTan09: if you farted on an egg
JuliusTan09: and put it in the drige
JuliusTan09: and somone tried to cook it for breakfast
JuliusTan09: and a dead chiken embryon pops out
JuliusTan09: and is like
JuliusTan09: a ninja
J2K: yours is really gay and can never happen
J2K: at least mine is believable
J2K: stick to washing pans at dan’s diner, chump
JuliusTan09: what
J2K: yes i know everything about you….julius
J2K: you are not of american descent
JuliusTan09: this is true
J2K: told you
J2K: i used to search for random names on google image search and laugh at peoples’ pictures all day
JuliusTan09: lol
J2K: don’t knock it till you try it
JuliusTan09: naw i understand
JuliusTan09: but there are bette rplaces to find picture
JuliusTan09: s
J2K: yes but not everyone works at a one hour photo just because they like to moan while they look at men in bathing suits in the red room
J2K: i got tomb raider 1 for psx a long time ago, the night i got it everytime i closed my eyes i saw lara running around a level and there was no exit, animals would attack but i couldn’t do anything about it and it was so annoying, it felt like i didn’t get any sleep that i night..i’ll probably never forget it
J2K: this has been masterpiece theater, good night
JuliusTan09: hahaha
JuliusTan09: sometiems when i play games too much
JuliusTan09: i starting thinking about stuff in context ofa game
J2K: like tetris
JuliusTan09: for example i played too much starcraft
JuliusTan09: and then id always be imagining things froma top down view
JuliusTan09: and moving around with a green circle at your feet
J2K: oblivion has made me appreciate nature a little more i think
J2K: thanks to postal 2 i pee on everyone i meet now
JuliusTan09: lol
JuliusTan09: oblivion is sweet
JuliusTan09: i like robbing people
J2K: i like putting ham on their pillow while they’re gone
JuliusTan09: lol
J2K: i’m the ham fairy
JuliusTan09: does that do anything
JuliusTan09: i sleep in their beds while they re gone
JuliusTan09: theng et arreested
J2K: you can’t do that can you
J2K: it says you can’t sleep in an owned bed
JuliusTan09: lol
JuliusTan09: well if you sleep somewhere thats not yours
JuliusTan09: but its public
JuliusTan09: and you havent paid
JuliusTan09: hahaha
J2K: i swear i am going to have a ham shack one day
JuliusTan09: how
J2K: you’re asking the wrong questions
J2K: you should be asking to be my boy toy
J2K: so i can grab your stomach and make you squeal like the slant eyed pig you are son
J2K: and how does johnson keep getting promoted!? all he does is eat crunchy raisin bran!
J2K: http://jamesfreyfootballhero.com/scans/vg ce_rivalturf_small.jpg
J2K: kick some you know what
JuliusTan09: lol
J2K: http://jamesfreyfootballhero.com/scans/vg ce_lightboy_small.jpg
J2K: he has my attention ; )
JuliusTan09: lol
J2K: http://jamesfreyfootballhero.com/scans/vg ce_gaiares2_large.jpg
JuliusTan09: battle toads
J2K: http://forums.somethingawful.com/attachm ent.php?s=&postid=307689699
JuliusTan09: whats that
J2K: microprocessor
J2K: ; )
JuliusTan09:
J2K: i used to want those vibrating vests because i thought it would make me feel like i was really getting pierced with spikes in sonic
JuliusTan09: lol
JuliusTan09: the hell
J2K: false advertising
J2K: i better get to bed
JuliusTan09: lol
JuliusTan09: 6?
J2K: my hemmeroids are acting up again
J2K: i’m hoping i’ll roll on them in my sleep and bust them
J2K: that’s sick isn’t it
J2K: i’m going to bed
JuliusTan09: bye
J2K: good bye
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