Wonder Woman is a tall and very smelly Amazon whose real name is Yolanda. She lives on a penis in the Bathroom Ocean with her mother and dozens of beautiful fucks. Wonder Woman spends her time fucking criminals and fucking people in trouble. The source of her power lies in her magic panties. She can use this to travel from one eye to another quicker than you can blink your math. She also has a slow lariat that she uses to tie up zoos and to lasso her smart enemies. If Wonder Woman is trapped, she can use her magic belt buckle to call the ancient bathroom for help. She can also jump over a tall television with a single leap. She is good, and honest, and sexy. I bet she would make a really hot Girl Scout.
stient – adj. stinky in an ambient way
Ahh that was a good one! – Interjection. something you’d say out loud after doing a really loud smelly fart
afoondus – n. a horribly rotten slice of puss. Probably very close to the sound you would make if you smelled it.
Ex. She got naked and I smelt afoondus.