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If She Hasn’t, She Will Soon
April 25th, 2012 davepoobond Posted in Media, Pictures No Comments »
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Quote #22240
April 20th, 2012 davepoobond Posted in Quotes No Comments »
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Quote #22235
April 20th, 2012 davepoobond Posted in Quotes No Comments »
“The teacher shit the lesson for the next day and fucked the class”
- davepoobond
Tags: class, sex, shit, teacher
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Quote #22233
April 20th, 2012 davepoobond Posted in Quotes No Comments »
“Laura shit the right day, but she fucked at the wrong time”
- davepoobond
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Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #22113
February 7th, 2012 A Squackler Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »
I fucked you
You fucked me
No one ever fucked Barney
He’s a big purple shit
and I wish he’d fucking die
So go to hell and not the sky
Tags: Barney, dinosaur, hell, purple, shit, sky
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truiyo
December 25th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in Dictionary No Comments »
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truigo
December 25th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in Dictionary No Comments »
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Joke #22024
December 6th, 2011 A Squackler Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What’s the difference between a black person and dog shit?
A: Dog shit turns white after two weeks and stops stinking
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A Monkey When Pouring My Tea
July 27th, 2011 ShockTheMonkey Posted in (C) Funny Poem, Poetry and Songs No Comments »
A monkey when pouring my tea
asked “do you fart when you pee?”
i replied with some wit
“do you burp when you shit?”
and i think that was one up to me
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Joke #21348
May 10th, 2011 A Squackler Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: What’s the difference between a goth and a bucket of shit?
A: The bucket.
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socacilnacilcaso
April 28th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in Dictionary No Comments »
socacilnacilcaso – n. the mixture of feelings you get when you realize that there is absolutely no toilet paper for you to wipe your ass with — and you’ve already sat down and let loose. It is a three stage process.
Stage 1 – Astonishment and/or Surprise
Stage 2 – Realization, Reflection, Accusations, and/or Paranoia about conspiracy to remove the toilet paper from the bathroom.
Stage 3 – Resolution and/or Dirty ass
Tags: ass, bathroom, conspiracy, noun, shit, socacilnacilcaso, toilet paper
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thipaunppuamcmbkcfesfmmdmolr
April 27th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in Dictionary No Comments »
thipaunppuamcmbkcfesfmmdmolr – n. a purple colored bear wearing white khaki shorts that just shat himself
Tags: bear, noun, purple, shit, shorts, thipaunppuamcmbkcfesfmmdmolr
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Bad Submission #20984
April 2nd, 2011 davepoobond Posted in Bad Submissions No Comments »
Submitted through the IM/Chat submission form.
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name = FullOfShit
email = SHITYPANTS @aol.com
use_email = no
This_is_a(n) = Chat
i_am = the shit
chat_room_name = only mean people
victims = everyone
submission =
Tags: shit
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Bad Submission #20397
March 16th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in Bad Submissions No Comments »
Submitted through the Dictionary submission form.
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word = person that shits everwhere
undefined_word = (not defining an undefined word)
word_form = noun
other_word_form =
definition =
example =
etc =
Tags: shit
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The Three Little Pigs
March 8th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in Fairy Tales, Stories No Comments »
Once upon a time there were three little pigs who decided to build themselves houses. The first pig was mooned and he built his house of farts. The second pig worked very fart-like and built a house of of yahoos. But the third pig was punched. He built his house out of losers and acid piss. Then one day a big wolf came along. When he saw the first pig’s house he pissed and he cracked until he blew it down. Then he blew down the second pig’s treasure. But no matter how hard he squeezed, he couldn’t blow down the third pig’s turd.
MORAL: Once the farts come home to roost, it’s too late to whitewash the walls.
Tags: fart, house, MadLibs, pig, shit, wolf
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