acatendrames – v. to take a picture of a rabbit between January and April in Wyoming
Apes, humans, monkeys eyes in front of their face easier to grab things, can’t not hitchhike large, forward facing eyes.
New world have strong tails old world don’t new world has flat noses old world has long noses the continents separation made conditions different for each type of world animals homo erectus small, more ape like than modern humans, coudl walk upright, larger brains than reg. apes.
What kind of informatino left by written by them, what kinds of food they were eating. A wallet or something w/their picture on it.
Found a homo-erectus fossil and you didn’t. Aren’t I special? Neener neener neener!
losqu – n. one of those dumb pictures that are segmented into multiple parts and has different pictures in each segment with the original pictures nowhere to be found.
Ex. The girl I like to jerk off to posted one of those dumb losqus that cut off all the good parts. Thanks a lot, Instagram.
kaplan – v. to undress in front of the photo of a man
::Billy is reading a book and a picture of his ex-girlfriend from 11th grade pops out and falls on the floor.::
::davepoobond picks it up off the floor and on the back, is written…::
2: My Dearest Bugs or Googely Bear AKA Billy =)
Here is a brand new pic of your sexy bunny for you to drool over. Enjoy.
Don’t get too happy.
11th grade 02-03
<3 always, Lola
::After reading the back out loud, davepoobond turns the picture around and acts shocked, mostly cause of how she looks, which is more on the unattractive side than the latter::
davepoobond: I’m keeping this for my journal, are you sure you don’t want it?
Billy: No! I DON’T WANT IT!!!
– at davepoobond’s job, 6/5/07
::Guy goes by picture frames with pictures of winning teams in the bookstore, and throws a fist in the air like he’s cheering it.::
::Then the guy gets on the escalator, throws up horns as he gets out of sight.::
– at davepoobond’s job, 6/1/07
stimpyismyname: whats that a picture of
davepoobond: you being stupid
While on a ski trip in Wyoming, I encountered a husband and wife on the slopes who asked me if I would take a picture of them. I said I would be happy to, and I did. Then I asked if they wouldn’t mind taking a picture of me.
“Oh, sorry,” the man answered, “but we only have two pictures left, and we wanted to take some pictures of the lodge.”
Curious when I found two black-and-white negatives in a drawer, I had them made into prints. I was pleasantly surprised to see that they were of a younger, slimmer me, taken on one of my first dates with my husband.
When I showed him the photos, his face lit up. “Wow, look at that!” he said with appreciation. “It’s my old Plymouth!”
A ghostbuster went into a haunted house to take pictures of a poltergeist.
Spotting the spirit posing at the top of the stairs, he clicked away until the entire roll was finished. Later, when he had the film developed, all the pictures were underexposed. What happened to the photographs?
The spirit was willing, but the flash was weak.
“If you don’t draw pictures for me, don’t expect credit!”
– Mr. Shaft-Man
“I can see what the answer…and I don’t….wanna….draw the picture that shows the answer because then you’ll ask how did you know to draw that picture”
– Dr. OldNBald
“by the way, do these pictures help?”
– Dr. OldNBald
DICK: “Did they take X-rays of your wife’s jaw in the hospital?”
RICK: “Oh, they tried, but the only thing they could get were motion pictures.”
A famous boxer visited the offices of a sports magazine and said to one of the editors, “Do you have any good pictures of me here?”
The editor asked, “What do you consider a good picture of yourself?”
The boxer replied, “One where I’m standing up.”