Q: What’s black and white, furry, and doesn’t ever want to grow up?
A: Peter Pan-da.
kestrel – v. to make a panda spank you and call you Nancy
tarst – v. to jump up and down on your panda
ocala – n. a panda on a tricycle
harquebus – v. to get a panda suit instead of a Santa suit
corn – n. a reptile, related to the panda bear