The Celebration of Nothing

The Celebration of Nothing – n.  an annual celebration that celebrates nothing.  The concept of nothing is just that — nothing.  There is no reason to really be celebrating, but you do anyway.  This is the very basis of the Celebration of Nothing.  To celebrate for the sake of celebrating.  The Celebration of Nothing is a week-long event that occurs on the third week of July.


The Spiritual Temple of Hahamongna

The Spiritual Temple of Hahamongna – n. the place where Dacky Duck is said to have resided for a period of time.  No one knows if he’s still here, or somewhere else.  Members of the Squacklanity religion come by to worship Dacky Duck.  The real Spiritual Temple of Hahamongna is an unlocated place.


National Gear-Yourself-Up-For-Another-Year Day

National Gear-Yourself-Up-For-Another-Year Day – n. a holiday that occurs on December 31st.  Yes, this is New Year’s Eve, but that doesn’t mean you can’t celebrate another day along with the holiday that occurs on the day you’re celebrating your day on